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[crazynotstupid]

Most embarrasing?  Hell if I know.  However...

 

There was this one night in my dorm room in college.  My friend and I bought an 18-pack of Colt 45 and a bottle of tequila (I had never had tequila  before).  So, we started playing this Nintendo game (yeah, this was a while back).  It was a baseball game; it had a setting where you could watch teams automatically win or lose.

 

So what do you do in this situation?  Make a drinking game up!  We picked teams, and the loser had to take as many drinks as his tema lost by, or drink the rest of the can if the team lost by 5 or more runs.  Well on can number six (and Colt 45 had about 7 or 8 percent alcohol volume), I had just opened the can...and my team lost by over five runs.  So I had to slam the can.

 

And hten...we moved on to the tequila.  I don't remember that much except I had maybe six shots.  Then I ended up stumbling/running down the hall to the dorm bathroom.  Hit the far end of four stalls and let loose, just puking my guts out.  Fucking tequila anyways...

 

However.  It wasn't until two days later that my friends told me...I didn't just mess up that stall, but I got the two stalls next to it as well!  I covered THREE stalls with puke!  And the whole floor was pissed at me!  (Not sure if they knew it was me, though)  I didn't even know this all weekend I was so fucked up.

 

Guess the old adage "beer before liquor, never been sicker" held up that night!

[water]

I was at the Washington Monument with two friends.  One was my ex-boyfriend and the other was a 'girlfriend' that the ex was now dating.  Aarrrgh.  This was a sort of goodbye celebration.  I was moving across the country to a new job and to get away from this pain of rejection.   We were hanging on the beautiful green expanse of grass that surrounds the monument.

 

Even though i cannot hold liquor at all - get queasy right away - somehow I was able to drink and drink.  Who knows what we were drinking back then. Boones Farm? Beer?  Some cheap wine?

 

Before I could register what happened I ran into a dog.  Yes, actually ran into the dog with my mouth so hard my teeth were loosened.  The one tooth I have that is not entirely in good root shape was now wobbling.  A dog.  How in the world did I run into the dog when I was standing up.  The dog came up to my hip.  But I wasn't crawling or anything.

 

We left, my mouth bleeding like crazy.  I think we drove around and around. Then the spins came.  luckily the dentist said to just leave the tooth alone and it should re-connect.  We were up all night and the ex and the girlfriend drove me to the airport where i flew hungover and hurting across the country for an interview.  It was SO obvious something was wrong with me at the interview.  Luckily these were pretty cool people.  Somehow I got the job. 

[isthisit?]

fallen on my backside as a 20 year old visiting the town i grew up in.

 

In front of everyone

 

luckily i had several attractive young men pick me up

Edited by isthisit?, 19 May 2013 - 11:15 PM.