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#1 Thomas



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Posted 02 June 2007 - 10:30 AM

I've been cutting a little bit lately, but I've also had a bunch of deep cuts from replanting agaves (century plants) so my wife thinks they're all from that. Yesterday my cat scratched me (really) and it looks more like SI than any of my SI does. She got the whole back of my hand and my thumb.

So if you don't want to go into long explanations of your cutting you might try one of those excuses (though I think the cat one has been used to death).


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Posted 02 June 2007 - 12:21 PM

I vaguely remember, when I was raving drunk, that my husband asked me what the long cut on my arm was from. I said that a piece of glass broke while I was cutting it (framing).

The cat thing is pretty good, but our cat's 17 years old... all she does is drool.
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Posted 02 June 2007 - 12:47 PM

I think it can be useful to have excuses reserved for when you're with unfamiliar people who ask rudely about them and don't need to know the truth.

However there is another side to it. If people are trying to quit self harming, often it helps to maintain the honesty with people close to you who are involved in supporting your recovery. Sometimes habitually lying about your injuries can cause mistrust, enable you to self injure more and prevent you getting the medical help that you need. We don't want to promote self injury here, and while I acknowledge that excuses can come in useful, I would never advocate that self harmers get into the habit of hiding their habit from everyone. The ability to trust people and share your emotions with them is part of being able to stop self injury, in my experience. So excuses can be counter productive if over used in the long run.
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Posted 02 June 2007 - 03:16 PM

i hide.... and I lie ( if anyone accidentally sees anything even though i wear long sleeves a lot). It is very hard for me to trust.

I know that it is not good and i would not try to tell anyone to do what i do. also, at least for me, there are so many scars upon scars that using some old cat excuse never works. So, in reality, lies are just useless a lot of the time.

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Posted 03 June 2007 - 03:54 AM

My beautiful, darling tom cats actually do scratch the hell out of me on a regular basis (normally when I've instigated a play fight). However, I'm rather consistent in my SI and it's always my inner arms.

I'm trying to think of a good excuse for the 6 inch-long bandages I'm sporting on my inner forearms today. Any thoughts? Perhaps a very bad burn from pulling a tray out of the oven. Hands are fine because of oven mits. How does that sound?

The good news is that the weather in England is crap today so I have on long sleeves. Love to hear more bandage related excuses.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 09:58 AM

ok..so ive stopped cutting.recently.but here are my scars from my cutting.do u think they will go away?what kinda exuses can i use?they r not deep,as u see,but theres a lot of them!

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 10:33 AM

Remove the picture. That is extremely triggering, and is unneccessary.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 10:38 AM

Sorry, but you've been reported (not you, Rabbit).
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 01:38 PM

A pal noticed once, then pointed and laughed and called me a cutter. As if I do it because it's popular or emo or whatever it is. Probably all for the better anyway. I prefer it if 99.999% people don't give a shit about me.

And I've been dumb enough to put them in spots that can't be hidden unless I'm wearing long sleeves. And my scars last for about 5 years before they fade because I'm so ridiculously pale. *kicks self*

None of my excuses ever work (except back in Jr High when everyone was more gullible). When you have a bunch of cuts that are perfectly straight and in succession down your arms, there really is no good excuse. It's quite obvious what you've been doing.

But yes, I've used the whole cat thing, gardening thing, etc. Next time my SI flares up, I should just get a job in a scrapyard like some guy I know. Those guys are constantly covered in gouges and cuts. Poor dude.

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 02:46 AM

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 03:26 PM

I find that sarcastic or funny answers work cos it basically tells people to just back off. Examples.....
-I had unprotected sex with a porcupine.
-I took my lizards for a walk and they held on for dear life.
-The neighbourhood cat and I had a disagreement about the paw prints on my truck.
-The police didn't comply with the terrorists' demands fast enough, so they took it out on us hostages.
-"Um, uh...I, uh....you see....I...uh...Well,...." At which point they usually try to help me out by replying, "Did you fall?" And I say, "Yes, thanks."
- Well, let me put it this way- You should NEVER EVER, under ANY circumstances, go out with a guy/girl that you met on the internet.
- I keep falling off of cliffs trying to catch that damned roadrunner.
- "I was oyster hunting." They give me a blank stare. Then I say, with a wink, "You've obviously never been oyster hunting before."
- "It's a long story." They usually leave me alone, but this one guy said, "I've got time." - Then I said, "I fell. [long pause] Ok, so it's obviously not THAT long."
- I was at this party with Marilyn Manson and everyone was giving out hugs.
- I lost a fight with a can of tuna fish.
- I slipped while making a salad.
- I thought those security tags on pants just sprayed ink, but apparently they spray shards of broken glass, too.
- Don't worry about it. Because of me, they now have a warning label!
- What are you talking about?? (as I quickly pull my sleeves up.)
- Damn Cat.
- DIY temporary tattoo...(lines)..yes it is horizontal lines...(okay and why?)...are you crushing my creativity??
- The voices told me to do it.
- I wrestle Tigers...
- I got them climbing a fence to escape this hell-hole. (said at school)
- (said to a guy who thinks I worship the devil) I did this as a sacramental offering to my dark lord, you prick. ::Smile::
- (about scars on my stomach) "Oh, those are from having my baby." "You don't have a baby!" "No, but I could."
- None of your business, you stupid (insert appropriate curse word here)
- I did it. (Hey, honesty works sometimes)
- You see I got stuck at the grand opening of the new magnet shop in town. Shame they put it opposite a knife store
-" I don’t know, ask your mum she's the one with the scratching fettish!"
- I was hanging out with Edward Sissorhands and he got a little bit too friendly
- "What? Oh those! The stapler went sporatic! I still don't know why..."
- It involved a shark, a pirana, and a jellyfish. That's all I'm at liberty to say.
- “I forgot the safe word”
- 'oh yeah! you would never guessed wat? i got savaged by my goldfish last night!'
- "Who knew an eraser could do such damage..."
- "I went to the hospital for routine blood work, can you believe they gave me the student nurse?!"
- person: what happened to your arm
you:what do you mean?
person:thay are covered in cuts
*look at arms*
you: no they're not. You feeling ok?!?!
- I fell asleep, and the clown got me.
- I'll just put it this way: when they tell you not to feed the bears, it's for a damned good reason.
-”What happened to your arm?” “Global Warming” *walks away*

(In this one it really helps if you can mimic a five year old here. make sure to be over dramatic )
Random person: "what happened to your arm?!"
me: *looks down at her arm completely shocked* "WHY DID YOUU DOOOO THATTTT?!!"

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 06:52 PM


BWAH! thanks so much for that post--- man, you're creative.
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yeah, a lot of those would sure shut people up. thank you so much for that, lol


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Posted 29 July 2008 - 07:12 PM

Laughter is the best medicine.

I've used the Edward Scissorhands one lol. I would not have the nerve to say many of the other ones.

What a great list.




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Posted 29 July 2008 - 10:18 PM

That list is so fantastic. Marilyn Manson party hugs.. I'm gonna use that one! ;)

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 10:46 PM

that's a fucking awesome list. i bet you could come up with creative explanations for nosy in-laws demanding grandchildren, people who want to know how much you make or what something cost...all those inconsiderate questions. damn, you could get paid to write a newspaper column.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 06:27 AM

omg, that's hilarious. I'm not sure which one I liked the best.

Atm, I'm using the excuse of having to shove a pill down a cat's throat twice a day. She doesn't like it, or at least that's what I tell people. <in actuality, she doesn't put up a fight, but shhhhhhhh>
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 07:52 AM

firstly.. great list (:

secondly.. i haven't cut in.. a very very long time. i think it's probably been about 2 years now. i started in highschool and when my dad found out he took off all the doorknobs to my room and the bathroom and always checked for sharp objects. (which didn't matter, anyway, since i'd find things like tweezers or nail files to get the same effect.. just had to push harder)

anyway. my issue was (and still is, really, since the scars are pretty noticeable) that i always did them right there on my left wrist in many different angles and all obviously on veins. i guess my thing was the rush that if i only just pushed a little harder....

point is, i'm pretty sure whenever ANYBODY looks at my wrist it's obvious what it is. my biggest excuse i gave was, besides the cat thing (that is used to death isn't it), "honestly? i have no idea." and i'd make sure i was just generally surprised about it. I started using that excuse when I really *did* get a non-SI injury and was genuinely confused as to how it got there or what i did. people usually kind of just nod their head. whatever they think, honestly, i don't care. i use that excuse now, too, since all i have are ugly god-awful scars clustered about and people ask what in the heck happened i just say, "i don't know.. they've been there since I can remember."

i recently had to get my wisdom teeth taken out and they put me under via an IV-shot-thingy. no idea the real word for that. anyway, the doctor kind of stared at my wrist for a while and finally said, "do you, uh, have cats?" and i said, "yep."

honestly, i think people are more uncomfortable about it than you are. i think any excuse you give them, as long as somewhat plausible, they're going to grasp onto to avoid awkwardness. i've noticed people really don't know how to deal with people who SI and i'm baffled at how some people think that we just do it for attention or to be "emo." really... and they call *us* crazy.

and reading this over.. could i have used the word "honestly" any more? dear lord.

Edited by Shanna, 12 August 2008 - 07:55 AM.

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 12:25 AM

ok..so ive stopped cutting.recently.but here are my scars from my cutting.do u think they will go away?what kinda exuses can i use?they r not deep,as u see,but theres a lot of them!

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This is why I've removed it.

i cant see the pictues but what i use is vitamine e oil. it really helps if theyre not too deep

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 02:31 PM

Well, I swim, and have a few really bad scars on my thighs. For those, I just say I was mauled by a bear. People are smart enough to figure out that I don't want to talk about it after that. Recently, I've moved back to my wrists, though, so I've been piling on the bracelets and drawing all over them, since I write and draw on my arms all the time anyway. I've used the mauled by a bear on my wrist once, though.
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