True Facts About The Leaf Katydid
Posted 06 February 2013 - 09:27 PM
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” - Jack Handy
Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:06 PM
BwaHahahaha...Holy shit that was hilarious!
"The monkeys figured us out".
Current Dx: BPII, GAD, OCD and PTSD
Other crap: sleep apnea and diabetes type II
Rx: Prozac 20 mg; Zyprexa 15 mg; Gabapentin 1200 mg; Vyvanse 100 mg; Klonopin 2 mg and prn; Lithium 900 mg; Meformin 2000 mg; Metropolol 200 mg; Premarin .625 mg Insulin 19 mg
Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.
I am not a mental health care professional, please seek out a professional's advice.
Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:32 AM
Amusing, thank you.
New Dx: Psychosis NOS, MDD + Aspergers and ADHD Inattentive type w/ social anxiety.
Also: Celiac disease and chronic 'flavor of the week' insomnia.
-Scratch that, uncle Sam gave me a clean bill of health cuz I talk gud n stuff.
"Mankind are a herd of knaves and fools.
It is necessary to join the crowd, or get out of their way,
in order not to be trampled to death by them" William Hazlitt.
One does not simply walk into dictionary.
Posted 07 February 2013 - 07:11 AM
"We're kinda screwed" . . .
Depressive Disorder NOS, Anxiety (Suggested), Physical Health Problems.
"Hey, let's go play on the mood swings!"
Posted 07 February 2013 - 10:33 AM
He he. I think my favorite one is the one he did on sloths.
What the docs wrote down about my Crazy: Bipolar II, Some anxiety issue
The pills they give me to fix this shit: Lamictal 175mg, clonazepam 1mg , Trileptal 600mg
Pills that did NOT fix this shit: Sertraline, Buspirone, Mirtazipine, Paroxetine, Gabapentin, Effexor XR, Lorazepam, Cymbalta(twice), Zolpidem, Bupropion XL, Pristiq, Fluoxetine, Vistaril, Lexapro, Celexa, Trazodone, Geodon
Pills that worked well enough but side effects were total shit so I stopped: Abilify, Lithium, valium
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