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    • Velvet Elvis

      Fall 2017 Fundraiser   09/12/17

      Hey all. It's that time of year again.  I have to pay for another year of site hosting and other fees.  As usual, the costs are a bit over $1k a year. I have not been around much recently because back pain makes it impossible to sit for long and I can't type for crap on a phone.  I am finally able to see a doctor about it and hopefully things will improve.  Once that's taken care of, I intend to start evaluating new chat solutions, most of which are going to be fairly expensive in their own right.  Any donations left over after that will go to my own medical costs.   For now there is a pay pal link in the side bar.  I will start a gofundme drive and add he paypal link to this post as I'm able.  

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