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    • Velvet Elvis

      Spring 2017 Fundraiser   02/16/17

      Hey guys.  It's that time of year again.  As usual, I have to pay taxes on what I make from the site.  It's low and unpredictable enough that saving isn't really an option, but I've still got to do it.   Once I manage to get back on insurance and meds (long story) I'm going to start evaluating chat packages and am going to need some extra cash for that.  For the moment I'm paying for health costs out of pocket which ain't easy.   Here's the GFM link:  

      https://www.gofundme.com/cb-winterspring-2016-fundraiser As usual, if you're on disability, please don't give over $20.   PM me for my address if you'd rather send a check.  Thanks all.  I really hate having to do this.  

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