Ok.. So, we all know there is no creative type of mind that compares to those of us fighting our way through the colossal lemons life often throws our way.
So here's our chance to collectively hone that gift and make some delicious lemonade to share for those who may need a laugh today.
Jeff Foxworthy made his name with one simple line.. "You might be a redneck if.."
Let's modify that.
You might be mentally ill if..
Here are the only rules. Have fun. Be respectful. Enjoy.
I will start with a couple to set the mood.
So I've got anxiety, PTSD, and bipolar disorder. My husband is one of the most anxious people I've ever met.
So today we decided to run some errands and we were going to take his car. I needed to grab something out of my truck. I locked the truck, then locked it again when I got in my husband's car. It makes a beep sound and the lights flash when I press lock on my key fob. My husband then asked if I was sure the truck was locked. I said yes...then I think so, and I hit lock on my keychain again. I heard the beep and said that it was definitely locked. My husband throws the car in reverse and says,"But I didn't hear it lock and I also didn't see the lights flash." He stops and locks my truck one more time.
It's amazing we are able to get anywhere!
hi, well umm dunno really how to start this i'm 39 i have depression and suicidal tendencies, I have recently been discharged from a 6 week stay in a hospital after another ( 3 tries all in) suicide attempt , so decided either someone or something is stopping my dying or i must be really crap at suicide. Not sure if this is the time or place for gallows humour but i tried to jump off a multi storey car park got one leg over the railing and had a panic attack so there i am stuck between a rock and hard place with on leg either side of barrier and the police trying to both talk me out of ending it and then being brave enough to move so i wasnt out on a ledge anymore.
I have suffered from sexual and physical abuse as a child leading to a downward spiral in to addictions with both drink an drugs and hear command voices that tell me to self harm or mock me for being a loser , a coward and are generally abuse me and make me feel worthless. On a happier note to end it as of January 1st I have been sober and clean for 2 months