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I tried a new ice cream place today. The ice cream shake I had was soooo good. Creamy, rich, well flavored, and mixed perfectly with cookie crumbs. Yummmmm

Granted. However your symmetric face makes your freckles stand out so much so you wear a ski mask. I wish this 2300 piece kitted order would go away.

Granted. Now you know everything all people in a 100km radius are doing too. I wish my datefriend could hang out with me tonight

granted. poof- now your hair is stick straight and encased in glass I wish my student loan debt was paid off

I'm hungry and tired, and my right kidney hurts. I can't tell if it's a kidney stone or something else

granted. however, something that makes the water tastes better reacts violently with your toothpaste, causing spontaneous combustion I wish for more dark chocolate covered caramels

Granted, but your dog now has an insatiable appetite in exchange. I wish for a new pair of socks

Granted, but your pool is filled with toxic sludge you can't swim in. I wish I could have blue hair

In what context? I've punched a lot of people while involved in martial arts. What color is the floor in your current location?

Some people are easy to get gifts for. Some I just can't. If I am doing a white elephant thing, forget it (I just buy a gift card in the amount of the gift value) Would you rather: make your entire holiday meal with no directions and no recipes to follow or wrap 1000 presents blindfolded?

I competed in my first martial arts tournament after a 2 year hiatus from competition. I performed one of my rank forms. Didn't make it past prelims, but it's fine.... Honestly was expecting to go up there, announce my form, and stand there like a deer in headlights. My friend took a video but my form looks atrocious (even though everyone watching said it looked all right. My upper and lower body are completely out of sync.) I ate food. Bedtime

Sorta. I get 1 bad burn, then tan easy after the bad burn. Although now that I work in a science lab and don't see the light of day, I look like a vitamin D deprived vampire. Would you rather drive in the rain with no heat or no windshield wipers?

anywhere between 3 and 5 nights a week. could be anything from pasta to pizza to steak/meats to nachos. have you ever watched "The Try Guys" on YouTube?

my room, henceforth known as "The Science Experiment," is out of fucking control. I have cleaned it multiple times, but due to household renovations, a surprise visit by relatives, and health issues, it's turned into a terrifying mess that has eaten a few rewards club cards, a spare phone that I use to play games, and some very important papers. It's got a clothes monster, a messed up desk monster, and the top of my closet makes me not want to open it. if I do, what's up there will try to kill me by falling on my head

Cone with a dish in case it makes a mess. Reading, video games, or go outside?