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The Right Honourable Jimmy

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  1. Out of the goodness of my heart I instruct all of you c*nts to recover. One Love

    1. RepentantSpatula

      RepentantSpatula

      I'm healed. Er, I wish I was healed.

    2. The Right Honourable Jimmy

      The Right Honourable Jimmy

      too much pain in this forum...

    3. RepentantSpatula
  2. I think party addiction is a real thing...

  3. SO MUCH presidential debate spam on social media

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  4. So I got a vape to stop smoking and I can't stop vaping...i don't want to od on nicotine. I don't even know if that's possible

  5. First university experience today and it's absolutely brilliant. So much going on. I've met many people today, had a great time that lasted the whole bloody day and its only the start. Met people from my course and went out for drinks and pool which never happens often. I haven't been so happy in years. image.jpg

    1. Cerberus

      Cerberus

      Congratulations! May this be the start of something grand for you.

  6. Student loan forms are a pain in the backside.

  7. When your tweet gets featured on TV Smiling_c34fb5_704652.gif

  8. The bible is supporting my payday alcoholism 'let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.' proverbs 31:7

  9. I went over my data without an add-on because I have no WiFi till virgin decides to fkin show up.
    Bastards charge 20p for a FUCKING Megabite.
    I used my phone's WiFi hotspot for about an hour after I went over my data without knowing. My bill from £20 now its £55.
    I finally bought an add on now which was actually hundreds time cheaper just so I know if the world is still in tact.
    FUCKING
    C U N T S

  10. Lookin for jobs in my area...half of them are manual.. and half of them require experience over decent qualifications. UTTER CUNTS

  11. That awkward moment when you have to call your mobile phone provider in order to use crazyboards because apparently it's explicit adult content. LMAO

    1. Velvet Elvis

      Velvet Elvis

      Where is this?

    2. The Right Honourable Jimmy

      The Right Honourable Jimmy

      In the UK according to my mobile phone provider. I wasn't able to access it on 4G because crazyboards was blocked as explicit content. When you sign up with a mobile phone provider they have adult content like porn blocked on 4G unless you call them to unblock it and crazyboards was on their list. It's hardly pornhub material lol.

    3. Velvet Elvis

      Velvet Elvis

      The UK nannies don't like it when people say "fuck."

       

  12. Moving out from residential today...I lived there for 4 years. Now going to tenancy owned by the same lady that owns that residential home. So it isn't really goodbye. I'm also getting outreach once a day. I'll be lonely though, living by myself for the first time.

    1. jt07

      jt07

      Congratulations! That's a big step.

    2. The Right Honourable Jimmy

      The Right Honourable Jimmy

      I'm a big boy now...I realized that when I had to buy toilet paper for the first time instead of just food. Lol

  13. Oh bliss, bliss and heaven...I'll never see my (former) arch-enemy ever again. He's GONE :D GONE :D GONE

  14. When your friend thinks is going through a crisis, do you give them the red pill or the blue pill?

  15. My crown is in my heart, not on my head; not decked with diamonds and Indian stones, nor to be seen: my crown is called content, a crown it is that seldom kings enjoy.

  16. I can never understand sometimes if people are just trolling me online or they mean all the horrible things they say. If I knew they were horrible to me or trolling for that matter, I'd be able to deal with it just fine, it's the uncertainty that pisses me off.

  17. "Day time is for playing, night time is for homework." My Brain

    I really need to sort out my priorities.

  18. doing my homework while buzzed is probably not the best idea but I got to do it :/ lol

    1. jt07

      jt07

      Homework as in schoolwork? My former topology (maths) professor told us once that we should do our homework with 1 glass of red wine - no more and no less. 

    2. The Right Honourable Jimmy

      The Right Honourable Jimmy

      collegework...

      and maybe i should try that 

      it sounds classy, I'm studying film-making anyway and its a practical course so I'll be all right I think

    3. jt07

      jt07

      Sounds great!

  19. I realized why I haven't had a girlfriend for so long...I'm broke af 24/7 :/

    1. saintalto

      saintalto

      My husband was in-between jobs and I was jobless when we were first married. People who are attracted to money and not to a person aren't much fun to be with. We've never had any money, but we've had a good time just being with each other. 10 years this year officially this year and still not much to call our own. We still laugh about subsisting largely on watered down, milkless/eggless pancakes during our first year. Hardship and being poor isn't as hard if you can laugh with someone about it.

  20. Brrrring me a shrrrrrubbery!

  21. OMG this headache is killin me. i feel sick as well. Why god...I've been virtuous, haven't I?

  22. I keep typing so fast that I make horrible grammar mistakes. It's fkin exasperating. 

    1. Hester

      Hester

      Hypo typos? ;)

    2. The Right Honourable Jimmy

      The Right Honourable Jimmy

      pro plus typos I think tbh

  23. 'Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
    Full-nerved - still warm - too hard to stir?' Wilfred Owen

    Before you call yourself fat or ugly or doubt your external self..remember.. the fact that you have a face, skin, bones and limbs..that is an achievement, a miracle of nature.

  24. I had so much to drink yesterday....I'm surprised my liver is okay..is it though? I dunno

  25. I woke up feeling sick and I threw up beside my bed but I went back to sleep because I was really tired. Now I have to clean it up :( . At least I don't have to feel guilty about that McDonalds.

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