For all you know, I am in fact an Australian Shepherd who has learned to type with my nose. Give my statements all the weight and significance you would give those of any random sheepdog.
Anything I write is a generality that doesn't apply to you unless I specifically and unequivocally state otherwise. Nothing I write is intended to replace the office visits that are part of your relationship with your actual, real-life, definitely-not-a-sheepdog provider. I'm an entertainment source only, and I'm not involved in any way with your treatment plan. I'm a random crazy person on the internet.
I'm here as a crazy person, pure and simple (well, neither of those apply - but you know what I mean.) If you doubt my personal level of crazy...
... well, PM me if questions.