I want a Red Bull so bad I'm thinking of shoplifting. in Substance Abuse / Addictive Behavior - 8-balls, Highballs, Deal Me in One Last Time Posted May 24, 2016 · Edited May 24, 2016 by Lexie On 5/18/2016 at 4:22 PM, wasps said: I wouldn't recommend shoplifting. if you get caught you'd possibly be in the hands of the police, and sometimes they aren't the nicest towards the mentally ill.. Well. I'm doing it multiple times a day. And getting brave enough to do it even while I know I'm being watched by suspicious employees. And relying on it for food even when I have other viable options, just because it's less effort sometimes. ...And more fun. Still not caught yet.