- Middle of the night baking (brownies, cakes, cookies etc)
- Ran away from home because I was given a mission from supernatural beings and knew if I made it to New Mexico that I would achieve fame and fortune (was a teenager for this one)
- Attempted to convert friends and family to a new religion that I was "tasked" with forming. This religion was a mixture of satanism, demon worship and eastern philosophy. I also spent a pretty good amount of money ordering books and other supplies so I could do this.
- Shoplifted as a teenager because I thought I was working undercover with security. Sidenote: I did get caught. Worse was the fact that I stole stupid shit like beads, packs of pens, erasers, cleaning sponges and other odds and ends.
- Hung around Neo Nazi's because I was going to write a novel about them.
- Became convinced that there was a listening device implanted somewhere in my body so others could steal my ideas. Attempted to find said device and got hospitalized for self mutilation.
- Many many sexual encounters that make me cringe.