Gearhead Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Here’s to a better 2021, my friends. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chem Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 As we said at the conclusion of the livestream of Rocky Horror Picture Show I watched last night.... "fuck 2020!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Two things: A) Whatever that object is, it troubles me in my heart that someone went to the effort to create ... that ... and may have at some level considered it aesthetically pleasing. B) You do realize that among certain gay populations, an offer of a bag of dicks to suck is not considered a negative. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jarn Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 It brings to mind a cake my brother's partner once got him for his birthday. All the iced flower petals that were...uh...suggestive. We called it the cunt cake. My mother seemed not to notice, she was effusive with her praise of it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echolocation Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 just wanted to note my appreciation for the use of both a zero and an O in 202O. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gearhead Posted January 2 Author Share Posted January 2 @Cerberus, I am aware of that. It’s so difficult to find a universally objectionable curse these days. I chose “bag of dicks” because, while an occasion to rejoice for some, the sentiment is widely recognized as being intended to be disagreeable. Also, I was able to find a picture of a bag of edible dicks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 10 hours ago, Gearhead said: I am aware of that. It’s so difficult to find a universally objectionable curse these days. Oh, come now, your mind is much too fertile, and your lexicon much too robust, for you to get away with such a statement. Die in a fire. Or, to stick with the gastronomic: Eat s**t and die. (This would be unpleasant to illustrate, and violate obscenity laws in many jurisdictions.) If you must go with a sexual slur: Go fuck yourself sideways. (Although the idea of autocopulation may titillate some, the impracticality ultimately ends in frustration, and the additional instruction at the end causes sufficient momentary logistical confusion that the sense of titillation is largely spoiled. Or, the time-honored standard curses are still serviceable: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. And I haven’t even touched on Shakespeare. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yarnandcats Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Agree: Shakespeare: some of the best insults (and innuendo) there is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fluent In Silence Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Well I'm offended. Not very ladylike. As if. Nah. Reminded me of an RTJ lyric. Might sound awful but they know what they're saying and they aren't serious. Killer Mike is actually a lovely person. Picture thisI'm a bag of dicksPut me to your lipsI am sickI will punch a baby bear in his shitGive me lipI'ma send you to the yard, get a stick, make a switchI can end a conversation real quick I am crackI ain't lying, kick a lion in his crackI'm the shit, I will fall off in your crib, take a shitPinch your momma on the booty, kick your dog, fuck your bitchFat boy dressed up like he's Santa and took pictures with your kids Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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