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Hmmmmmm

Now do I share this at such an early part of my joining this site?????

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

I think I may have 'THE' most embarassing drunken story...

I needed to pee,but as usual no toilets around so In my drunken state decide the safest and best place to go is under a street light

I squat(as you do) and can hear all my mates screeching guys included,apparently all they could see was my silohette........tampax string an all dangling down between my legs!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Don't feel to bad, I did something similar, without the tampon part, I think: me and a friend used to go out and get shit-faced every Sunday night at certain bar starting at around 5:15pm. On a particular Sunday we meet this guy who's drinking rum and cokes out of his car, (drinking on the side walk it's not a big deal here), we were already several beers into the evening, but: rum and cokes for free? Why not? So we drank untill they shut the place down. Most people started leaving but the ones who still had booze (like us, well with our new friend) stuck around. Of course we needed to pee. No place to go so I suggested and she agreed to go close to a wall of the parking lot and squat. We did, talking to each other and cracking up. Well you know you pee forever when drunk. Next thing we know our new rum and coke friend squats right besides us and said laughing: "What's up girls, damn, it looks lie you have peed a replica of the Orinoco River" We had no choice bt to laught it out.

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"What's up girls, damn, it looks lie you have peed a replica of the Orinoco River" LOL!

I've peed in public too. My boyfriend and I were walking home from a New Years party and it was really snowy and icy and I was super drunk as you might imagine. I decided I needed to pee and dropped trou right in front of someone's house and I'm pretty sure it was well-lit with streetlights around. Afterwards I was worried that someone would slip on my frozen pee stain and die from their injuries...lol

The most embarrassing story, though, was the first time I got drunk. I had WAY too much to drink and I was puking on the lady's bathroom floor. My friend decided he was going to take me to my parents instead of my dorm because they lived in the same town at the time (because my mom was a student of at the same university) and they could take care of me. My stepdad carried me into the house and I laid down.

Then the involuntary talking began. "Am I ever going to get laid?" Apparently I asked that over and over. "I'm never going to get laid!" "Where's Jerry?" (their boarder) He was on a date. "Is he getting laid? I bet he's getting laid. Good for him!" And I was going on and on about how hot the "Talk Soup" host was. So embarrassing. My mom still likes to make fun of me for that.

P.S. The "joint behind the ear" story and the "underwear on top of the pants" story were HILARIOUS.

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I have a super tough liver (that's what that high enzyme number is, right? lol) to thank for not ever having done anything really stupid while drunk. Sober, though is another story.

I think the dumbest drunk thing I've done is trying to walk up a hill with the sidewalk covered in slick ice. I slipped and fell face first about half-dozen times in the same spot. This was in a crowded bar district, and everyone but me thought it was hilarious. It took me a while to decide I should just walk in the snow piles. Duh!

All the other stories cracked me up, guys!!

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Too many funny, cringe-worthy stories guys!

I have more than I want to remember. Some I probably don't remember. Here's two, and they are the most embarrassing I can tell you.

Aged 16, going to the big city to see a big rock concert with my b/f and his friends, who were all a lot older & experienced drinkers (I wasn't). A big deal - it was over a 2 hour train trip away. Well, we had bottles of whisky and rum and started drinking them straight out of the bottle on the train. I don't remember anything after 1.5 hours into the train trip. I do remember coming home early the next morning, the knees of my jeans ripped out, my knees ripped open, gravel in my hands, blood everywhere (still have the scars on my knees many years later). I vomited green bile for 3 days. My b/f filled me in on what happened (when he spoke to me again) - I LOST our tickets. He dragged me around outside the venue as I couldn't walk, got to hear a bit of the concert, and dragged me back onto a train where apparently I puked the whole 2 hour journey back. Funny thing is, several years later, I'd get flashbacks of the time during which I'd blacked out during my dreams! It wasn't pretty.

Later, with another b/f. Visiting his friends who were staying at a trailer park on the beach. We set up a picnic on the beach. Drank lots of beer. There were no toilets in the nearby vicinity. No bushes either. About the time I got really drunk, I needed to go to pee REAL bad. I asked one of the group where the toilet block was, vaguely understood the directions, and wandered off. Well, I couldn't find it... there were hundreds of trailers, but no toilet block. I wandered around, holding it in more & more. I even asked more people for directions but couldn't understand them. So... I saw the ocean. I walked into the ocean. With my shoes & jeans on, and peed in there. And walked out all casual like. I walked back to my b/f and his friends and they were like 'WHAT THE....'. I just said that I felt like a dip in the ocean. ERm..... up to the top of my pants.

I really wish I didn't remember that one.

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Mine is a bad one. I really like this girl. We have been hanging out for about 5 times. Nothing too serious, just went to coffee, movie, and some music. Otherwise, not much communication.

Well and then last night she had a dance performance. I had another dinner party to go to so I missed her performance. Well, I showed in her party later on with some flowers. She liked it.

But the nightmare begun. In the first party I went to, I drank way too much red wine (poured by the manager). Later I went to her party with her friends. She is the only one I knew. We didn't end up sitting together, but we did make some eye contacts. Well she left at about 11:30. I stayed on (for some stupid reasons). At that point I was really drunk (1 beer + 3 glasses to red and 1 glass of white from the previous party + 2 beers at this party).

I couldn't help but starting telling her friends how much I like her. Something like "I really like her, but I don't think she likes me back." Everyone heard it - I made a fool of myself. Later on everyone went to another place, which I ended up going - well I got really sick on the cab. When I got to the next place I ran into the washroom and puked my guts out. I was talking to one of her friends - and she told me to message her (the girl that I like). Something along the line of - thanks for letting me hang out with your friend, I am sorry I drank way too much before I came, etc. I did rightfully - and then I passed out on the couch in the bar.

Well, I really made a fool of myself. I really like this girl, now I think I have no chance. This self-invited idiot make a fool of himself while claiming to be her friend in front of her newly made friends. What a degenerative behaviour.

I called her today and apologized (in case her friend told her all that - I am not so sure yet). I said sorry I drank way too much, and ask her if we should hang out some time again. She's said coldly "we'll see, I'll text message you some time."

What an idiot I am.

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Well, I couldn't find it... there were hundreds of trailers, but no toilet block. I wandered around, holding it in more & more. I even asked more people for directions but couldn't understand them. So... I saw the ocean. I walked into the ocean. With my shoes & jeans on, and peed in there. And walked out all casual like. I walked back to my b/f and his friends and they were like 'WHAT THE....'. I just said that I felt like a dip in the ocean. ERm..... up to the top of my pants.

I really wish I didn't remember that one.

Yeah, that's pretty close to my drunkin ocean adventure. Only, the waves were coming in too strong to stand still enough to go... so *hangs head* I ended up peeing on the beach, then going back into the ocean to well.. rinse it off. I figured what's the difference right? This of course happened after trying hard and failing to find an actual restroom. OMG. At least it was at around midnight and nobody was around at the time. Then I decided to go swimming (fully dressed), lost track of the dock, walked around looking for it for an hour or so and ended up finding a couple of guys who had seen our group (which dissipated prior to my escapades) drinking by the dock.. so the lead me back. One good thing of the night - got to see a mommy turtle come lay her eggs.. quite awesome. :)

As for other adventures.. went to around the 3rd bar of a night with a group of friends. I was so trashed that the bouncers said I could come in but not drink. Well, I ended up taking a friend's drink and downing it. They saw and kicked us all out... not before I went behind the bar to plead my case to the bartender however. Yeah.. big no no.

Oh and the funniest of all. I've started to say the most random shit when I'm drunk. I don't know if I'm messing around with people at the time or not, as I don't remember it the next day. But I've gone from random sayings like "I'm going to cook Congress" while taking shit out to make something to eat, to speaking fake Klingon (since I only know a couple of words I made the rest up) asking for tat'lak.. which ended up meaning water and shouting that everyone needed to do it "the Klingon way!"

They of course found the last bit amusing as hell - as well they should. I guess I'm a geek to the end. lol

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The most embarrassing moment for me was...

One time, a bunch of workmates decided to celebrate a workmate's birthday. He was also changing jobs to become a police officer, so everyone was intent on giving him a good send-off. We started off at a strip club and I had about the equivalent of 10-12 shots of vodka in about 30mins. Didn't hit me at the time, but I was being a bit more familiar with my workmates than usual and was happy to sit on their laps.

Then after said workmate had been dragged on stage at the strip club, we moved to the bar at the casino, where I ordered more vodka.

That was a mistake.

I spent the rest of the evening in the toilet, between throwing up and blacking out and some coworkers had to rescue me and take me home. I didn't live that down for a very long time.

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When I was a sophomore in college, my (short-lived) boyfriend wanted me to meet his parents. They took us out for drinks and dinners. I thought it was impolite to not match them drink for drink. By dinner, I ended up jumping and running from the table, and vomiting just a bit onto my skirt on the way to the toilet. Then it turns out that his parents were relieved, because they had been shocked at home much I drank. I drank exactly the same amount as they did!

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Went to a party once when younger and dumber. Drank. Drank more. Drank even more. Got tipsy. Wound up pissed. Decided to have a running race. Am about to take first place, but Im pushed by the guy beside me. Cos Im pissed I lose balance and fall, face first into the curb. Roar "Cunt!" at the top of my lungs and sit up yelling all kinds of stuff. Get up bleeding. People hear the commotion and come out. I get patched up by a hot chick. Decided to try and kiss her (bad move). End up throwing up on her (even worse).

Stumble into the house, ashamed, lock myself in the bathroom and proceed to yell obscenities at my reflection in the mirror, because I was pissed off for puking on the girl and for some dumb reason I thought by yelling I could wind up sober. Obviously it was an epic fail. Stumble out of bathroom.

End up following people from the party into town, join in a fight with other party goers smacking each other with road cones. Police see us threaten to lock us up, we curse them as they turn a corner. A bum asks for money. Comments are made. Fight almost breaks out. Someone sees a larger young woman and quotes a movie "hey its like what.......... says on.......... man, thats one HUGE bitch!"

She and her friends get pissed off obviously and run at him and bowl him over. I run away so Im not next getting bowled over. I cant remember what else happened - think we were denied entry from every bar cos everyone was so wasted. Woke up the next day sore head but not hungover trying to remember what went on and wondering why did I end up in my boxers and what the hell did I do with my clothes?

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A few months ago me and my best friend went out to a concert I had won tickets to. Concert turned out to be seriously boring even though it was in a club people were ordering tea and no one was dancing! So of course after alot of drinks from the bar,we decide to leave. Were walking out in the streets and meet these two lovely handsome Englishmen (I live in Ireland) they had stopped and asked us where they could find somewhere to have a nice steak and we answered. As they stood there infront of us discussing where they should go me and my friend,pissed as anything,also decided to discuss which one of the englishmen we were going to shag.(which for some reason seemed inevitable!) after a while of debating over which one we'd rather do, My friend whispers to me that I can have the short one and she will take the other. We both nod at each other (dumbly) and look back to the two men. Who seemed to be very amused yet freaked out. It was then me and my friend realised that our 'whispering' had been a little louder than hoped,almost shouting at that! So with a quick goodbye the englishmen were off xD I know that's my as good at other stories but thought I'd ad something :P

Also another story which isn't me but my friend (same one as last time,of course ;)) we were at a house party an as we were leaving,laughin for so many reasons,my friend says that she hasn't peed all night and neeeeeds to go! At this stage were already outside in the front garden and I tell her,that she should just go on their front lawn infront of the front door and windows! And of course,she does,in their lovely strawberry patch. Hahahah while your drunk it's the funniest shut you'll see! Anyway we left and the next day I got a phonecall from my friend who was very worried at the fact that she arrived at the party with a tampon in and got home without one :P let's just say it's not juststrawberries in the patch no more!

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Years ago, I went to a bar called Hansel and Gretel with a good friend. Since we were drinking beer, I eventually had to pee. The restrooms were marked "Hansel" and "Gretel" but I couldn't remember which was which so, of course, I chose the wrong one. Got lots of funny looks when I came back out.

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Years ago, I went to a bar called Hansel and Gretel with a good friend. Since we were drinking beer, I eventually had to pee. The restrooms were marked "Hansel" and "Gretel" but I couldn't remember which was which so, of course, I chose the wrong one. Got lots of funny looks when I came back out.

I would have had a hard time with that one too while drunk. It's been years since I've heard that story.

If it makes you feel any better, they were doing renovations on the Mall's bathrooms.. adding a second one on each side, and the only ones that were open were both Male. All I wanted to do was wash my hands so I went in. Halfway through two guys come in, laugh their asses off, and tell me that it's OK.. shit happens, and waited until I left. Was slightly embarrassed, but mainly thought I was justified. However, if the restroom is a single, I'll go ahead and use it if I have to. The only bad thing is that it always smells like piss. Come on guys, at least *try* to hit the target.. lol

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Unk-- blackout drinker. I really didn't WANT to hear what I did the night before.

Ditto. But people always seem to feel that they MUST tell me whatever idiotic and embarrassing thing(s) I did, unless, of course, when I ended up wrecking cars or going to detox, hospital, or jail.

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I puked on a girl because she was passed out cold on top of the ONLY toilet in the apartment I was at. I was running to the bathroom and it was coming out regardless of what was in the way! No one cared, though. They were more mad at her for passing out on the John!

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I was still living with my parents in college because I was taking all labs and was in class 30 hours a week and didn't have time to work. I was on muscle relaxers for my back and xanax for sleep. I decided it would be a good night to drink half a bottle of black berry brandy. I remember none of this, but apparently after messaging anyone who was online on AIM with total gibberish, I took my pants off, went to the living room, said hi to my dad and puked every where. My sister was pregnant and they were making plans to have her sleep at a friends house at 2am because they thought I had a stomach bug (i HAD NO PANTS ON!)

Then they found the bottle of brandy on my floor and I got several concerned emails from my mom about mixing meds and drinking

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At my 18th birthday, people kept buying me drinks. I was mixing drinks all over the place and it wasn't long before I was completely drunk. I blacked out quite a few times during that party. I remember going into the boy's toilets with my boyfriend and having sex with him in one of the cubicles. All of my male friends saw me in there, but I thought nothing of it. My mum was at the party. She asked my friends where I was, and one of the boys (drunk) said that he'd last seen me in the toilet with my boyfriend. At some point when we were having sex, I started throwing up everywhere. When it came time for everyone to sing happy birthday to my friend and I (we had a joint party), I was still in the male toilets throwing up.

One night when my friends and I were really drunk, we decided to go door knocking. These people down the street were throwing a party. I decided that no one would mind if I joined the party. I went up to their house and opened up their door and went inside. My friends were freaking out. I blacked out, so I don't remember what happened inside the house, but my friends said they came in to find me talking to a crowd of people about the universe and the meaning of life.

Probably the most embarrassing, but least funny story is when I woke up in a hospital. My boyfriend had found me at a party unconscious, face down on the bathroom floor in my own vomit. I was really angry at the nurses when I woke up. I remember when they finally said I could go home, the nurse went out to get some dressings for the IV lines but I couldn't wait. I remember ripping the cords out of my arm and blood just spraying everywhere. I looked a complete mess.

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