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Pharmaceutical manufacturer Warner-Chilcott, a division of Pfizer, today announced the introduction of a new contraceptive form for women. Femcon Fe, the first chewable birth-control method, is a tiny, spearmint-flavored tablet that also can be swallowed. Femcon Fe is a chewable version of the company's Ovcon 35, a birth control pill that has already been on the market for about three decades. In an attempt at high fashion, the package is a credit-card sized dispenser kept inside a velvet pouch.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061207/ap_on_...contraception_4

Lookout, spearmint chewable in a maroon velvet pouch. This should be a hit with the teenybopper crowd.

a.m.

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Don't worry LR, the Brits are working on BC for men.

They're refining an old AP known for retro-grade ejaculation.

So instead of blowing it inside the chick, he can just blow it inside his bladder.

let the fun and games begin.

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Don't worry LR, the Brits are working on BC for men.

They're refining an old AP known for retro-grade ejaculation.

So instead of blowing it inside the chick, he can just blow it inside his bladder.

let the fun and games begin.

does it also turn their cocks blue? if men lie about all sorts of shit already, why wouldn't they lie about being on bc?

most guys aren't that scuzzy, but some are.

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does it also turn their cocks blue? if men lie about all sorts of shit already, why wouldn't they lie about being on bc?
i'd prefer something with stripes or polka dots myself, but a nice cobalt blue would be nice too.

maybe turn that nutsack a beautiful shade of crown velvet purple while they're at it as well.

hahaha.

wouldn't that be awesome?

most guys aren't that scuzzy, but some are.
you're joking right? you haven't been in OK. most guys would tell you they had four cocks and an extra nut if they thought it'd get you to give it up.
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does it also turn their cocks blue? if men lie about all sorts of shit already, why wouldn't they lie about being on bc?

most guys aren't that scuzzy, but some are.

i don't know about you, but i'm not going to trust a guy who claims to be on bc. yeah, he would be responsible for child support for the next 18 years, but what if he's just some deadbeat who would skip out, or someone who couldn't help financially anyway?

and then you've got your REALLY scummy crust out there who will just do anything to get you into bed, including lying about their bc status.

girls, let's stick to our ultra-chick compacts of bc and even when the men get theirs, i wouldn't trust half of them at least!

loon

edited to add- i keep hearing of all these phase 3 trials of men's birth control that take sperm count down to 0. i think it was at least a year ago that i heard they would be ready to market, if everything went well, in 3 years. now i haven't heard anything else about it....hmmm. this will warrant some internet research! i'm all for men taking more responsibility and having more choices, and not having to either rely on us or insist on the old raingear ;)

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  • 2 weeks later...

Thanks to Lexapro, my husband and I now use the most effective contraceptive method out there! Abstinence! *snicker*

I would *love* it if my h could take birth control pills. He would do it too.

I can't fucking remember to take a birth control pill at the same time everyday. Hell, I can't even remember to take it every day. Not the best option for me. Other than that the chewables sound novel.

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