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my friend is afraid of cookies


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Needless to say, I'm pissed off at him. Someone brought cookies to a party last night that they'd bought from an organization for people with mental disabilities. He was apparently miffed they'd brought such cookies to the party when they might not have been appropriately made (he later mentioned the possibility of them spitting in the cookies, for fuck's sake). He knows I've got bipolar disorder. (Although I don't know if he understood what "mental disability" actually meant.)

Next party I am bringing a huge batch of cookies. My craziness isn't severe enough to make me disabled, but I'm going to come up with some vaguely diplomatic way of telling him why I brought them that still gets the point across. If it does. I mean, a long time ago we dated for years so he might not be afraid of my spit.

Then maybe I will get to take them all home with me. Yummy crazy-person cookies.

It's kind of sad because he didn't use to be all huffy and haughty like he's been being recently.

At least his wife is really awesome. I hope she had words with him after the party.

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I have a giant bowl full of cookies made with the help of crazy people....Abi to be specific ;)

The only possibility of spit is because of the littles licking their fingers. Since baking kills any cooties, who cares??!

Crazy cookies are totaly nummy!!!

Unless the chocolate chips were substituted with meds...I mean really!!!

(I hope his wife gives him what-for!)

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i'd add some adderall and let the games begin! ;)

my family is getting fancy, home made cookies this year. and they'd better like them. hmmm...no one has ever complained about my cooking because i'm crazy! that's so weird! people like my food! i'm more worried about the non-crazy kid who works at mcdonald's than crazy people.

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WTF? I'm crazy as three people rolled into one and everyone loves my cooking. He's got some issues for sure. Twenty dollars says that not only would he not eat cookies from "MI" people but from strangers as well. I smell paranoia...

lilie

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