resonance Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Needless to say, I'm pissed off at him. Someone brought cookies to a party last night that they'd bought from an organization for people with mental disabilities. He was apparently miffed they'd brought such cookies to the party when they might not have been appropriately made (he later mentioned the possibility of them spitting in the cookies, for fuck's sake). He knows I've got bipolar disorder. (Although I don't know if he understood what "mental disability" actually meant.) Next party I am bringing a huge batch of cookies. My craziness isn't severe enough to make me disabled, but I'm going to come up with some vaguely diplomatic way of telling him why I brought them that still gets the point across. If it does. I mean, a long time ago we dated for years so he might not be afraid of my spit. Then maybe I will get to take them all home with me. Yummy crazy-person cookies. It's kind of sad because he didn't use to be all huffy and haughty like he's been being recently. At least his wife is really awesome. I hope she had words with him after the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Elvis Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Pill shaped gingerbread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMarshall Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Pill shaped gingerbread. With sprinkles on top! LOL a.m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resonance Posted December 18, 2006 Author Share Posted December 18, 2006 and a little insert explaining just exactly what it's to treat in him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMarshall Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Ah, you mean something like a chinese generic cookie with a package insert? a.m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resonance Posted December 18, 2006 Author Share Posted December 18, 2006 Yeah! I could make cookie capsules with a hollow interior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Elvis Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Puff pastry would be better for that. Pill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wifezilla Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I have a giant bowl full of cookies made with the help of crazy people....Abi to be specific The only possibility of spit is because of the littles licking their fingers. Since baking kills any cooties, who cares??! Crazy cookies are totaly nummy!!! Unless the chocolate chips were substituted with meds...I mean really!!! (I hope his wife gives him what-for!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null0trooper Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Unless the chocolate chips were substituted with meds...I mean really!!! Ex-Lax comes to mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wifezilla Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Hee hee hee Actually I was thinking more along the lines of Zyprexa Chip...or Lamictalmeal & Cranberry, or maybe Seroquel Snaps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loon-A-TiK Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 i'd add some adderall and let the games begin! my family is getting fancy, home made cookies this year. and they'd better like them. hmmm...no one has ever complained about my cooking because i'm crazy! that's so weird! people like my food! i'm more worried about the non-crazy kid who works at mcdonald's than crazy people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenyflower Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I'd be happy to spit in his cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilie Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 WTF? I'm crazy as three people rolled into one and everyone loves my cooking. He's got some issues for sure. Twenty dollars says that not only would he not eat cookies from "MI" people but from strangers as well. I smell paranoia... lilie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panz Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 WOT???? she needn't worry, we eat the hallucinatory bugs, dontch know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdjeff Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Guess I better stop sprinkling the Lithium on the frosting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null0trooper Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Guess I better stop sprinkling the Lithium on the frosting. Cymbalta beads are festive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resonance Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 They make some meds in syrup form, right? Add powdered sugar to thicken and you've got cookie icing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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