Southernbelle Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Hi, I just staggered in off the street and promptly fell down laughing at the humor in this place! Is there anything in life any better than crazy people with a terrific sense of humor? Well, maybe Monty Python--no wait, they were (are?) crazy people with a terrific sense of humor! So to answer my own question--nope, not a thing better. Unless you're depressed, which I am sometimes. But I generally get over it. And then I start making bad jokes again and everyone around me wishes I would just go back to being depressed. Sometimes just for the sheer joy of it I start screaming and throwing things, loving people one minute, feeling not spectacularly fond of them the next--and this gets me labelled "borderline". Which sucks, but at least "Girl, Interrupted" is cool and when people find out they think I must have had tons of lovers, which is really kind of flattering when you think about it. I like to hoard stuff-any thing will do-and I have to keep my paws clean, which earned me another lovely label--OCD. OCD. OCD. O--thanks, I needed that! (Damn broken record OCD OCD OCD O-thanks again!) Let's see, what else makes funny noises when I accelerate? Some pdocs have thought I might be mildly bipolar-why, just because I've been hospitalized 7 or 8 times--and I have a sense of humor sometimes? (When I'm not being depressed?) There's a couple of other things but I've hit you over the head with enough for now. And don't worry--I seldom bite, and my rabies vaccines are up to date. If you enjoy howling at a full moon too, maybe we could go out sometime for pizza or something? Only I ain't giving out my name or address--you're a total stranger, I was once diagnosed with Paranoid Personality Disorder and why on earth should I trust you? You might be even crazier than I am!!! BTW I am very happy to be here! Wherever here is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomi Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Hello and welcome from another southern belle. Er, my husband would take issue with the "southern" part, in spite of the fact that I'm a native, because I don't really talk like a southerner. Anyway, welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southernbelle Posted October 21, 2007 Author Share Posted October 21, 2007 Thanks, Nomi! I don't really sound too Southern myself--I talk too fast! You never would've guessed that, now would you?? It's good to know I'm not the only Scarlett around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zenbean Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Welcome, South! I dunno - I'm from NY, and you sound like a fast-talking Yankee to me. And with that great sense of humor, you'll fit right in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
confused Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Welcome. Do you post at moodgarden, too? (This is lorib64) If not, it's nice to meet you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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