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[YorkshireRose]

Hello people!!!!!

Nice to see you to see you................................NICE!!!!!

Sorry its a Brit thing!!!!!

So yes im a laydeeeeee that does laydees things in good old Yorkshire UK

I have so much crap going on in my brain i wouldnt know how or where to start,

PND,GAD,PTSS.....oh the list is just stupid believe me!!

Thankgod i was born with a flipping sense of humour because if on top of all that shit i couldnt laugh at myself then id have fallen of summat really high a long time ago!!!!!

Saying i do laydees things isnt entirely true,cooking yes i love it but show me a needle and thread and im not gunna be held responsable if i stick it in your eye!!!!

Nor do i drink tea with my pinky stuck out(only when dining with lizzy(AKAthe Queen!)

Cross stitch...nope see above,wearing high heels.......only if it doesnt require walking!!

wearing dresses........only if it involves me being sedated!!!!!

So im not actually a laydee i guess,more of a combat type jeans gal,but i do paint my toenails so maybe that counts as girlie oh and i dont get the offside rule in soccer either!!!!!!!

Ocassionally i shock myself and can be very wisdomatic(think i made that up!!!!)

I love to help others just have a real tough time helping myself!!!!!(except to biscuits!)

Did i metion that i joke ALOT!!!!!

[graduation day]

Welcome YorkshireRose

Humor goes a long way. And we could all use a good laugh, so please don't hold back!

[r.mcmurphy]

crumpets and buckfast? wit da queen? punked out green hair = laydeees up aberdeen way.

welcome to the bellfry.

[AirMarshall]

Welcome!

a.m.

[DustyJr]

Hello people!!!!!

Nice to see you to see you................................NICE!!!!!

Saying i do laydees things isnt entirely true,cooking yes i love it but show me a needle and thread and im not gunna be held responsable if i stick it in your eye!!!!

i dont get the offside rule in soccer either!!!!!!!

Ocassionally i shock myself and can be very wisdomatic(think i made that up!!!!)

Shockingly Good Mate to see ya! Wisdomatic sounds so cute! See the offsides rule is very easy to understand. This may take a few seconds. Just think a second. Offsides is when someone gets ahead of the ball, as like in, way ahead, as everyone else is still way back fighting for the ball.

SO now this wise ass gets all the damn way up to near the Goalie and one of his team mates kicks it all the way up to him, right. So now the wise ass can just about kick it right past the goalie and score very easily, while the rest of the dudes are way back and want to kill him as it wasn't very fair and like cheating, and the game would be just a back an forth free for all. SO it's a rule to keep the group of players together to make the game skilled play. The teams have to work the ball up

the field to score. SEE? Not just kick it all the way up from one end to the other, back an forth all day, altough it would be fun to watch.

Dusty

[YorkshireRose]

OMG Dusty ive very nearly got it!!!

That has to be the best way to explain offside I've ever had seriously!!!!!!

Guys usually grab bottles and stuff and set up a pitch giving the bottles names of players and making themselves the managers!!!!!

Thankyou so much I mean Im not gunna go watch a soccer match or anything and as England are now out of the European cup next year cant see myself watching matches any time soon,I will try remember what youve told me!!!!Thankyou!!!!!