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people who are multiple suck

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I'm not a multiple, but I've really enjoyed reading this thread!! :)

edited cause I can't spell

Edited by Chiaroscuro

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You so multiple you don't know that you're coming and going because you're doing both at the same time!

Darn. I still need practice at this.

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hah Rosie! good one.

thanks for resurrecting this thread Chiaroscuro :)

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LOL Rosie!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm multiple

And so am I.

:D I try.

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How many insiders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Well, for us - one to write about the darkness, one to criticize the writings, one to cry about it, one to comfort them, one to buy bulbs and do the work, one to figure out the physics of inverse square law, one to smash the old one, one to clean up the mess...

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How many insiders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Well, for us - one to write about the darkness, one to criticize the writings, one to cry about it, one to comfort them, one to buy bulbs and do the work, one to figure out the physics of inverse square law, one to smash the old one, one to clean up the mess...

Tee hee!

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You're so multiple, Michelle Duggar's your mom. (Someone may be able to reword this one better)

You're so multiple, you can count to the last digit of Pi.

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Yo mom is so multiple Michelle Duggar wouldn't know what to do.

Yo mom so multiple Dr. Phil wouldn't know what to do

Yo mom is so multiple that bed time means jump up and play time.

Yo mom is so multiple she's got peek-a-boo with deja-vu

Yo mom is so multiple she does play therapy all on her own.

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:D Those are wonderful! Thanks - totally fixing up the morning!

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Tdoc: How do you feel about this?

Me: Of many minds

Tdoc: Okay... you know what I meant

Me: Well, I don't know which one is the one to go with!

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New Tax Form MPD-1040

Form MPD- Certain deductions are available for those who qualify as

multiple personalities in the current tax year. Deductions will reduce

your taxable income or increase your refund even if it exceeds your

income. To qualify, you must pass the following screening test.

1. Mono-personalities with mood swings do not qualify, even if you have been accused of multiplicity.

2. PMS, mid-life crisis, and Monday morning syndrome do not qualify.

3. You qualify if you agree that you are multiple, even if some of you do not admit it, or if some of you agree but others do not but would

admit it if they did, or all of you agree to disagree. If you understand this statement, you automatically qualify and may proceed.

EXEMPTIONS

____Claim the number of dependents in your system here.

____Stand back and let the independents claim themselves here.

____Total: Add this number to the total exemption in form 1040.

__________________________________________________________________________________

DEDUCTIONS

____Enter all the costs of therapy sessions, including transportation, bandaids, multiple personality wardrobes, cost of therapy

and value of your time in training your therapist.

____Check here if you would like these expenses deducted from your income and added to the income of your perpetrator(s).

____Check here if you think the perpetrator(s) should be audited by the IRS. If it turns out they owe additional funds to the IRS,

where should we send you the check?

__________________________________________________________________________________

____Add five cents deduction for every time you have heard or read that multiple personality was presumed to be a disorder.

____TOTAL: Subtract this amount from the income portion of your form 1040

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That tax form is seriously one of the best things on the internet. Especially: 3. You qualify if you agree that you are multiple, even if some of you do not admit it, or if some of you agree but others do not but would admit it if they did, or all of you agree to disagree. If you understand this statement, you automatically qualify and may proceed.

Story of life here.

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That tax form is seriously one of the best things on the internet. Especially: 3. You qualify if you agree that you are multiple, even if some of you do not admit it, or if some of you agree but others do not but would admit it if they did, or all of you agree to disagree. If you understand this statement, you automatically qualify and may proceed.

Story of life here.

i know right?? that was the best part :lol:

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This is my first time here, and I almost was ready to start a real war.

I'm taking it from the thread of the posts, that this is a 'funny' thing to people and everyone is just having fun.

I shall refrain from any mud slinging at 'yo mamma's so multiple' jokes. lol

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It's funny because there is someone here (posting in this thread) who is a mother, and multiple.

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