sheisvainglorious Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I suppose the first thing you all should know is that I despise talking about myself. This is probably not news. Also, I have a propensity for going off on tangents. (Did you hear the one about the gay barber and the ... just kidding.) Anyway, I guess there's relevance in this: I found the CrazyBoards through Google, my best friend. I've been trying to find a place to talk through my bad times with other people while avoiding this type of scenario: Me: Yeah, I cut. I guess that's my problem. Other Person: Aw, that's too bad. Did you try therapy? Also, medication! And avoid large groups and small children. Me: You know...fuck off. I can deal with my habits of stealing candy from babies and kicking over sandcastles by myself. OP: You seem like a sociopath of some sort. You don't kill animals for fun, do you? The sad part is that conversation was 90% factual. I made up the part where they said "Aw, that's too bad." And people wonder why I seldom have any hope in the human race? They totally didn't even get my sarcasm. It was practically oozing. Things That My Turn Out To Be Important At A Later Unspecified Date: I'm a 17-year-old recent high school graduate from California who just happens to be about as queer as a three-dollar bill. (You know, someone needs to come up with a kitschy phrase like that for us lesbians. When I say I'm gay, everyone assumes I'm a dude. NOT A DUDE.) In addition to my long, lengthy list o' mental literature, I also have been diagnosed with about a gazillion distasteful and chronic physical fuckups. I am always sick. End of story. I love everything that is even remotely, slightly, or cognitively related to the arts. However, basic math might as well be Croatian to me for my skills in deciphering it. I can't even tell time on an analog clock. Go me. I've been to many therapists, psychoanalysts and the like, but I'm not exactly sure of my complete list of diagnoses because my parents hide it from me. I'm pretty sure that's illegal but then again I don't really want to know. I just take the pills when I feel like it and don't when I don't. Okay, that's not actually true. I am very diligent at taking medication unless I lose it. It's easier than it sounds. I kind of lie a lot. Surprise! As dashing, avant-garde, suave, and elegant I'm sure I must appear to you in text form, I quite literally have no social life. People my age annoy the hell out of me and people older than me think I should be institutionalized. Yes, children, I like Mel Brooks and Monty Python, not Jersey Shore and whatever other MTV shows you people think are television but should actually be screened 24/7 in the cells of death row inmates to keep them sedentary. That's why I kind of live online, unfortunately. My Chemical Romance is my favorite band for many reasons in addition to the music and Gerard's ever-changing hair color. I rarely speak out loud outside of my home. But when I'm comfortable it's hard to get me to shut up. Speaking of shutting up, I should probably submit this novel I've just typed to you. Good luck reading it. -Brinn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Emperor Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Welcome to CB! I hope you like it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dedoubt Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Hello there. Welcome to a place that can appreciate oozing sarcasm and bad math skills. Too bad you don't live in NH, as my kids would appreciate you & your interests-- my 16 yo son, "I don't know, mom, I just don't want to bother with them [kids at school]. Humans are fucking idiotic." I'll resist trying to be your mom here, though much of what you wrote made me want to take you under my whacked out, mentally ill wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olga Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Welcome, Brinn! Be sure to read the rules when you get a chance, and contact one of the staff if you have a question. I hope you can find the support and information you need. olga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheisvainglorious Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 Hello there. Welcome to a place that can appreciate oozing sarcasm and bad math skills. Too bad you don't live in NH, as my kids would appreciate you & your interests-- my 16 yo son, "I don't know, mom, I just don't want to bother with them [kids at school]. Humans are fucking idiotic." I'll resist trying to be your mom here, though much of what you wrote made me want to take you under my whacked out, mentally ill wing. Yay! Thanks for the appreciation, and, hey! I wouldn't mind a board mom. Never had one before. Though I suppose now I need to find the internet equivalent of slamming my bedroom door when I have a hissy fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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