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5 hours ago, Fluent In Silence said:

There's a group called Make Britain Great Again on YouTube. 

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On 12/13/2018 at 11:34 AM, grab your bag said:

I started dating an American woman, wish me luck ?

Good luck!


WHY THE BLOODY FUCK DO HARDLY ANY SEX SHOPS IN MY AREA CARRY DENTAL DAMS?!?! There are half dozen sex shops near me. Only ONE carries dams.

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On 12/14/2018 at 9:45 PM, SoaringRaven said:

WHY THE BLOODY FUCK DO HARDLY ANY SEX SHOPS IN MY AREA CARRY DENTAL DAMS?!?! There are half dozen sex shops near me. Only ONE carries dams.

I had to google dental dams. It sounded like something you needed to ask your dentist for. I'm now pretty sure they're condoms that have been slit down the side. 

Do surgeons and morticians still find people attractive, even knowing what they look like inside. I feel like we're all just walking bags of meat and mucus. 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Raspberry said:

Do surgeons and morticians still find people attractive, even knowing what they look like inside. I feel like we're all just walking bags of meat and mucus.

Well you have a twisted and dark mind. So do I ?. We're all just walking bags of meat and mucus but some of us bags of meat and mucus walk with some pizzaz and va va voom. Not me. I possess neither pizazz nor va va voom. I don't even have a drop of erky derk pffftang chawallywally. But I can still do the Macarena and that's what counts isn't it?

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I forgot to mention faecal matter. We are also mostly poop.

The Macarena is ok but unless you can do the Steps  5, 6, 7, 8 routine you've got a lot of work to do.  How can you ever hope to have a full box of crayons if you can't embrace one of the finest bands to come from our homeland? 

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I wonder if the day Tupac Shakur was murdered was the day music was murdered as well.

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It's Christmas, and I've been up most of the night. I'm beginning to think this Santa guy is a myth.

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I wonder how many people have plans to go out for New Year's Eve?

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Weather-induced migraine. Is it possible to chew off your own head?

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Using Dr. Bronner’s All One soap (bottled version) in the shower is awesome. It’s like you can get clean and join a cult all at the same time.

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I can't remember what I was searching for but I found this image somehow.

https://www.carolinafacialplasticsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Ka20aV0y2AeF6rTD846Oi2XXpLHv8HfZAPP5itIgdA.jpeg

It's a before and after picture from Carolina Plastic Surgery and I find it fucking confusing. Before she looks happy and after she looks like she's probably disappointed but is trying her best to look happy. I don't know what happened between the before and after but it doesn't seem to have been good. 'I have some good news!' (before) 'I've been having sex with your father' (after, but disbelieving and before the outrage has set in. That's a 'sorry, I don't think I heard you' face even though she did but she hopes she didn't.) The after picture is probably a mugshot.

She does look nicer in the before photo though. I don't get what the after photo is meant to illustrate. Before she was genuinely happy and then she listened to some Radiohead songs and her smile is tinged with sadness and despair. Carolina Plastic Surgery!

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8 minutes ago, Fluent In Silence said:

I can't remember what I was searching for but I found this image somehow.

https://www.carolinafacialplasticsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Ka20aV0y2AeF6rTD846Oi2XXpLHv8HfZAPP5itIgdA.jpeg

It's a before and after picture from Carolina Plastic Surgery and I find it fucking confusing. Before she looks happy and after she looks like she's probably disappointed but is trying her best to look happy. I don't know what happened between the before and after but it doesn't seem to have been good. 'I have some good news!' (before) 'I've been having sex with your father' (after, but disbelieving and before the outrage has set in. That's a 'sorry, I don't think I heard you' face even though she did but she hopes she didn't.) The after picture is probably a mugshot.

She does look nicer in the before photo though. I don't get what the after photo is meant to illustrate. Before she was genuinely happy and then she listened to some Radiohead songs and her smile is tinged with sadness and despair. Carolina Plastic Surgery!

I don’t think she’s disappointed. She’s had a lot of filler, and probably some Botox, injected into her face. It no longer moves the same way. Notice how much fuller her cheeks are? She literally can’t smile as broadly. It’s pretty much the same as having swelling from an injury, except that she paid a fortune for it.

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She no doubt paid mucho $$$ and there is very little change. She is probably upset over that. I know I would be.

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23 hours ago, Antecedent said:

If cows used the internet they'd go to graze-y boards .. ha ha! :D

?‍♀️ Grooooaaaannnnn ?

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On 2/4/2019 at 1:47 AM, Antecedent said:

If cows used the internet they'd go to graze-y boards .. ha ha! :D

What would cats look at pics of?

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On 2/3/2019 at 2:47 PM, Antecedent said:

If cows used the internet they'd go to graze-y boards .. ha ha! :D

What a Udderly random thought!

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