Breebree93 Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Sitting in the chair across the room from someone, the dinner table, a resturaunt, at school, at work, where ever! It drives me up the wall! I want to beat my head against the wall! I know some people can't help it but AHHHHH! OMG! I could fucking beat an inanimate object to DEATH! And then back to death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misty Moon Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Fucking hate it when people eat too loud. Its DISGUSTING and really puts me off my own food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zxrtpky7g Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 I hate that too. It makes me want to beat the shit outta that person and then shake them and say "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT" But, since I can't do that, I leave the area and eat somewhere where there is some peace and quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Yep, my teeth are fucked, they always have been. I can't eat basically anything that requires chewing without a fair bit of noise. It's cool though, no need to avoid me, I already isolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breebree93 Posted March 16, 2013 Author Share Posted March 16, 2013 To be more specific, my family. They suck their teeth (mostly to annoy me) and sometimes by accident. I don't mind when it happens SOMETIMES, but when she opens her mouth and pushes her food under her dentures....it just makes my skin crawl. Again, no directed towards anybody, not trying to be a cunt over here...it just bugs me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruby Red Dress Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 (edited) I think that when you're around it all the time (as in living as an adult/young adult with your family, especially after living on your own) it's unavoidable that someone is going to have habits or traits that drive you up the wall. When I lived with my parents after my divorce, I can remember wanting to bash my Dad in the head with something heavy (and I love my Dad more than anything in this world) because he would slurp when he drank a beverage. It was literally like nails on a chalkboard to me. Now more than a decade later, I'm living in my own home & my Dad still slurps, but because I'm not subjected to it daily, I can kind of laugh it off when I do join my parents for a meal once a week or so. I'm sure my Dad slurped when I was a kid or a teenager, but it wasn't until I moved back after being married and on my own that I noticed it & it really irritated me. Try to remember that there are probably things you do that drive them up the wall too. Edited March 16, 2013 by Ruby Red Dress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowlena Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I have this same issue, I thought it was only me! I also have issues with heavy breathing during meals and the choping with your mouth open. We should form a club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A208B Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I think I just hate repetitive noises in general, but the loud eating gets to me big time. I hate when people smack their food, really makes me batty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissaw72 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I hate seeing the actual food in their mouth as they chew (loudly), or talk as they chew at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scatty Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 My mom scrapes the fork on her teeth with every bite and chews with her mouth open. It gets to the point that peices of food are shooting out at you as she talks on and on. You have to be very aware and very skilled to dodge the flying refuse. It's like a game, only no fun at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lysergia Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 i admit i'm like this too. at the same time, i remember the terror at the dinner table with my father when i was little. if he could so much as hear someone breathing while they ate, he would go into a rage. it was awful. so i keep my irritability to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breebree93 Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 lysergia, you reminded me of something, when I was a child my friends dad acted that way. If he could hear us crunch potato chips or a fork against a plate he would flip shit. Maybe that has something to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enlightened_plutonian Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I really hate the sound of people eating. It has to be my least favourite noise of all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catnapper Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Yes, count me in. I'm always amazed that people have become adults without anyone telling them to keep their mouth closed when they chew. It's one thing if there is trouble with the teeth like Eden mentioned, but the majority of people I've seen like this have million dollar smiles once they finish eating. I may be hypersensitive as a close relative has no table manners and is totally gross to eat with. Of course, I'm perfect.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wj74 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I have a coworker that talks and chews at the same time and food just falls out of her mouth. Shut your pie hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirazh Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Can't stand loud eating noises. Though I make plenty - sometimes my intolerance is so bad I cannot bear to hear myself chew. Metal on teeth/bone is even worse for me. It's incredibly, shockingly painful when I do it, like lightning-zaps from my brain down my spine/somewhat into my shoulders. I get a near identical response when I hear others doing it. It is for this specific reson (and a needle phobia) that I hate the dentist. The 'basic' cleaning and scraping is pure agony, those metal picks on my teeth, ugh. Almost nobody understands how wretched it is for me of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enlightened_plutonian Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 sometimes my intolerance is so bad I cannot bear to hear myself chew. I am exactly the same. I'd give anything to be able to eat in complete silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna- Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 My mom scrapes the fork on her teeth with every bite and chews with her mouth open. It gets to the point that pieces of food are shooting out at you as she talks on and on. You have to be very aware and very skilled to dodge the flying refuse. It's like a game, only no fun at all! I'm sorry, I know this isn't a laughing matter but I burst out laughing when I read the above. Good thing there was nothing in my mouth or I may have created my own flying refuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isthisit? Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 my partner does this, and i have told him and he still does it, the noise is very strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluechick Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Just to play Devil's Advocate -- I do chew with my mouth closed so that's not an issue. And I don't have dentures. I don't smack when I chew. Nothing like that. But according to DH I chew too loud. Honestly, I have no idea what that even means. Whenever I eat something he claims that it sounds like I'm "chewing rocks". So far, nobody else has said anything. I've asked people and nobody notices. So I just chalk it up to DH being a retard. I finally had to tell him that after so many years of being married why the fuck does he still complain about it? Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, people who chew loud suck. I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 (edited) It's one thing where it's a legitimate medical problem. I'm not gonna be angry at someone who has dental or jaw issues for chewing loudly, they can't help it. But for people who don't have a medical reason? Urgh. It's not the chewing, it's the swishing and the "glop, glorrrp" noises. Most people don't bother me but I have a friend where I have decided that I just can't be in the same room with him when he eats. I want to pop him upside the head. I haven't bitched at him about it because it's probably me, and not him, who has the problem. Hence, why I simply avoid being near him when he eats. But it's seriously like nails down a chalkboard. Edited April 12, 2013 by Bubble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bipolar_Flower Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 UGH I hate that. It's gross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socially Unacceptable Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 ugh, i was at my sister in-law's house last night, and her kids eat like pigs! her son was licking sauce off his elbow and shirt while making slurping noises, it made me wanna vomit. my fiancee eats like a slob too, it must run in the family. luckily for him, he knows not to lick his fingers loudly, or he will face my wrath. why has no-one ever learned how to eat politely?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isthisit? Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 ^^^eww I tend to do my eating alone out of fear of anyone watching me, I don't know how people do this. I haven't been to a restaurant sober in about 4 years because of the anxiety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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