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People who tailgate really suck


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I just hate them so much!!! Nothing spoils my day more than some peckerhead driving his "My penis is exceptionally tiny so I'll make up for it with this GIANT suv" vehicle mere millimetes from my bumper!

 

I don't know if it's like this all over but I didn't grow up in a place like this. People drove leaving space between them and the car in front of them...and I'm not all that old so I don't know if this is just where I live now or if the world is just f'ed up.

 

They're all so stupid here! They drive at warp speed in idiot formation--just within skimming of one another's bumpers--and they fly along from one light to the next and slam on their brakes, hoping they'll stop in time before smashing the car in front of them. And many times they don't stop in time--I've been hit twice now and I was not *nice* about it...

 

But at home, I try to be mellow and, and meditate because I've got my own sh*t to deal with...And as hard as I work to be non-murderous--I go outside and within a block or two I'm just ready to go insane!!

 

These are the same people who drive up to a light and "surprise" you that they're going to turn left...forcing you to then find a way to go around them on the right because miraculously as the light turns green they suddenly flip on their left turn indicator and are like "ha ha I'm really turning--fooled you!" It happens *constantly* here and by the time I get to work, I'm a screaming banshee behind the wheel frothing at the mouth.  Seriously, this place being as f*ed up as it is is one of the main reasons I'm miserable, depressed and want out.

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This is what I want to do to all tailgaters: 

 

People on the roads are fucking assholes. It's all fun and games until someone gets not hurt, but killed. I could fantasize all day about how I would like to take care of these idiots. 

 

I am sorry to hear that the drivers in your area are such assholes, but I'm afraid, it happens everywhere. 

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Nothing is as infuriating as someone riding my ass in their car. What's more annoying is when I'm going the speed limit or above and some idiot feels the need to pass me on a double yellow line. This happens all the time where I live and it kills me.

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That was such a good movie.

 

People drive like you describe here, especially at rush hour. Keeping up is survival.

 

If you drive slower than the speed limit OR the flow of traffic, I can't give much sympathy. I'm not the tailgater, but I don't have much patience for slow drivers. They are presumptuous and as arrogant as the idiot who tailgates.

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It's hard enough going out let alone having to deal with dumb and agressive drivers. I also hate feeling like an ant when in a huge line of traffic, it is so demoralising.

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Now, see, I speed.  I speed a lot.  So when someone bothers to tailgate me, I like to pretend that a) they don't realize they're doing it and b) they will get stopped by the cops as soon as they manage to get past me.

 

There's also C)  in my state, any collision that involves 2 cars, one 'rear ending' the other, the one behind is always at fault.  Even if someone, perhaps, were to stop in the middle of an intersection and feel the need to back up.  I like to remind myself of that too, when I'm feeling particularly vindictive.  :D

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Nothing is as infuriating as someone riding my ass in their car. What's more annoying is when I'm going the speed limit or above and some idiot feels the need to pass me on a double yellow line. This happens all the time where I live and it kills me.

OMG, so true!!! I've always been a speeder--I used to get tix alot when I had my sports car.hehe But I still speed in my SUV--it's just a very pretty, soothing color so cops don't bother me--It's kinda like city-camoflauge.haha I'm always going way above the speed limit but these mindless sheeple aren't happy--They're the types who do like 60 in a school zone.  I get just furious because we live in a subdivision right near a school, so I'm always extra careful around home cuz of kids and all...but most of the "parents" who live around here and the ones bringing kids in to school are just zipping around as fast as can be *plus* nobody stops for stop signs...they just float right on through them. I'm always worried that some little kid is going to get whacked but nobody seems to see the danger they're putting these kids in.

I guess I probably shouldn't complain though....they're the same parents I see at the hockey rink trying to get their kid to "take his head off" when they're not even old enough to be checking other players.  Makes me glad I didn't breed... LOL

 

I'm still loving that vid though!! haha I keep playing it in my mind on my drive in and home...Laughing about it makes it better I think :D {Since killing's illegal haha j/k :P }

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