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THE COMPLAINT BOX

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YAY Indigo is around! I have no complaints.

Other than family. Can I have another one? I'm lovely people on the whole, we promise!

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I'd like to complain that physical therapy isn't working.  The sciatica went away, and then they changed the exercises, and then it came back.  

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The job I was hired at said there's no shift Monday and I'm worried they aren't going to have any work for me! I only need 2-3 shifts a WEEK.

Well. the complaint is more that I'm frickin' anxious.

 

Nice to see you back Indigo. 

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Today is going by so slow.  I know it is a small complaint but it is driving me crazy!

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Damn you bright sunny day. You are making me feel worse. I am too sad to go outside for a bike ride. You are mocking me. Put that sun away.

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Dear Nature: As far as the majesty of your creation goes, I have to say that ragweed sucks ass. Please recall it and substitute additional fresh raspberries and sweet corn.

 

Edit: And I hate to whine, but the common cold has not been a crowd-pleaser either. Perhaps we could exchange it for thicker, fuller eyelashes?

Edited by Gearhead

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My cat likes to lick olives.  This does not please me when they are MY olives.

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Feeling trapped, by my head. Will I ever go out and fun at any point in the forseeable future.

 

On the other hand, off to listen and bop to music while I unload and reload the dishwasher, and hang clothe.

Edited by crtclms

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The graham crackers I just found stashed away in the cupboard that have probably been there, opened, since a camping trip in November, 2011, appear to have gone rancid.

 

I would like them replaced, please.

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I have a headache, and know I need to go back to sleep soon.

 

Also have a DR appt tomorrow for an abdominal ultrasound and BRCA testing.  I HATE the feeling of a full bladder.

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There is a lot of the suffering and conflict in the world.  Is world peace and universal comfort too much to ask for?

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My perpetual complaint:  what, am I supposed to shower again?

 

Also, I killed a roach earlier and now I feel guilty about it.  Roaches, can you please vacate my house voluntarily so I do not have to smash you with a shoe or poison you with borax?

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I had a DR appt for a test today, but when I got there the nurse hadn't called the insurance company so I couldn't do the test.  Then awhile later she called and come to find out it probably isn't covered by insurance.  Also they found a polyp in my uterus.  Not a huge deal, but I really don't need something else going on right now.

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It's my first day on the sales floor for my new job. I don't think I'm physically capable of standing for 8 hours. Someone please kill me. Or give me a back transplant.

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I would like to use a new toothbrush every night. Can someone point me towards a grant that can make my dream a reality?

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