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AD/HD Humor: "Hyperactive", parody of Imagine Dragons's "Radioactive"


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Like the rest of y'all, I've had to suffer through AD/HD probably since at least the age of 5.

 

But there can be a humorous side to it, I hope.  I wrote this parody of a recent hit song and hope nobody gets offended. :smartass:

 

"Hyperactive/Inattentive", parody of "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons

 

I’m freaking out at all things / I run out of time on all my exams

I’m really seeing, many perspectives… “HUH?!”

I’m taking in, all the signs

Checking out all the shiny things

I've had it / with my senses, woah-oh.

 

I’m freaking out / a lack of dopamine / methylphenidate’s my cure

Welcome to my own world, to my own world, welcome to my own world

Oh-oh-a-shiny, oh-oh-a-shiny / I’m hyperactive, and inattentive…

 

I’m out of time / my work’s all now due

It’s a curse from God / I really knew

I can’t comprehend / what’s one plus two… but I know…

The theory of relativity / is more important than that

This is how / this is  how I think

 

I’m freaking out / a lack of dopamine / methylphenidate’s my cure

Welcome to my own world, to my own world, welcome to my own world

Oh-oh-a-shiny, oh-oh-a-shiny / I’m hyperactive, and inattentive…

 

All thoughts are gone / mind’s no longer filled

Then I realize / I didn’t pay my bills......

 

I’m freaking out / a lack of dopamine / methylphenidate’s my cure

Welcome to my own world, to my own world, welcome to my own world

Oh-oh-a-shiny, oh-oh-a-shiny / I’m hyperactive, and inattentive…

I’m hyperactive, I’m inattentive…

 

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