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granted! the more you speak, the larger a strange lump on your forehead grows. keep talking and you could end up with a unicorn horn.

i wish my cat and my puppy got along better.

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granted, but they need to both use a litter box. 

I wish I had naturally red hair.

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Granted! But to maintain it you must consume an unnatural quantity of tomatoes on a daily basis.

I wish it would snow instead of sleet.

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Granted, but you get alllllll the shedding that comes with it, and your vacuum cleaner blows out and sets the house on fire. 

I wish I had a maid.

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Granted, but they’ve got a dust and water phobia so they’ll be limited hugely in their ability to keep the house clean.

I wish I had the ability to paint only things that I like. 

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Granted, but you’ve discovered that the only thing you really like is the scar on Mikhail Gorbachev’s head.

I wish I knew how to SCUBA dive,

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Granted, but your pool is filled with toxic sludge you can't swim in.

I wish I could have blue hair

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1 minute ago, chem said:

Granted, but your pool is filled with toxic sludge you can't swim in.

I wish I could have blue hair

Granted, but you have to do 100 laps in Saintalto’s pool to get it to turn color.

 I wish I knew if alien life existed.

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Granted, but you discover they’re living in the White House, and they’re multiplying. 

I wish I weren’t afraid of heights. 

 

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Granted, but you’re kidnapped by a foreign government whose country has been experiencing a prolonged drought, and imprisoned in a high tower in the middle of nowhere to keep their crops alive.

I wish I didn’t have to do the laundry.

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Granted, but the only car you can buy is one of those itty bitty smart cars that look like miniature boxes on wheels.

I wish that someone would come pick up my tree for me because I’m not sure how to get rid of it right now.

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4 minutes ago, saintalto said:

Granted, but the only car you can buy is one of those itty bitty smart cars that look like miniature boxes on wheels.

I wish that someone would come pick up my tree for me because I’m not sure how to get rid of it right now.

Granted, but then they drop it and it crashes through the roof 

I wish I could lose some weight 

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Granted, but once you start losing weight you can’t stop and it’s a Stephen King kinda situation where you just get keep getting smaller until you die.

I wish my dog had less energy.

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Granted,  but your dog now has an insatiable appetite in exchange. 

I wish for a new pair of socks 

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