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I realize that some drug names are rational things invented by using the stuff that its actually made with but I think we know that most brand names for drugs are just made up words.   The goal of this thread is to invent names for new drugs.   Oh I wish I had this job.   What could be less stressfull?  Anything that is totally impossible to say gets extra points.

Zygladium XR (Also available in Gummie Chews)

Triorphicdiazacon

Smuffloxin Diaqurmb 5000

Zorfrimate Etriqamim

I think the Zygladium would be an antidepressent.  

"Glad?  Get REALLY glad!  Ask your doctor if Zygladium XR is right for you!"  Don't take if you are alergic to Zygladium.  Side effects include projectile vomitting, constipation, liver failure, heart attacks and stroke.   Increases your cancer risk by 55%.   It is unknown how Zygladium XR works.   Not tested in the elderly or children under 16 years old.  Prescription only.  If this is an Emergency dial 911.

 

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3 hours ago, Southern Discomfort said:

Well the ingredient or generic mades the suffixes on them actually mean something, most of the point to the type of drug they are. Some thing I found quite interesting to learn.

I suspected the Generics were "real" words but I still think the concept of people sitting around inventing names for new drugs is inviting.

"Chillaxia"   Having anxiety?  Chillaxia is like a big soft easy chair medication that will turn all your anxiety into a who gives a shit utopia.   Arm on fire?   People shooting at your house?  Chillaxia.... Ahhhh I just don't care.....

2 hours ago, uncomfortable thoughts said:

Abilify ENDURANCE® 

For you mental, physical and sexual health. 

And let us not forget the name of the company.

ENDURANCE a registered trademark of SwanchStuka Germany....

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From the producers of

Rohypnol®

Rivotril® and Dormicum®

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If you are not happy, try to Dormicum®

 

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11 hours ago, HAL9000 said:

I suspected the Generics were "real" words but I still think the concept of people sitting around inventing names for new drugs is inviting.

"Chillaxia"   Having anxiety?  Chillaxia is like a big soft easy chair medication that will turn all your anxiety into a who gives a shit utopia.   Arm on fire?   People shooting at your house?  Chillaxia.... Ahhhh I just don't care.....

And let us not forget the name of the company.

ENDURANCE a registered trademark of SwanchStuka Germany....

I love this thread!

The chillaxia one made me LOL ... that is a good realistic name for a med!  The ones in above posts are also really creative.

 

I think the names of meds should reflect how they work or how they are to make you feel when taking one.  You know ... just so you know ahead of time ...

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Sick and tired of being on this universe?

Dopalem®

It's the cure, it's the future.

The ultimate depression cure.

Because we at the veterinary school,

We know.

This place already got old.

Dopalem®

It's good for you, It's good for your cat and even for our horses!

Why be a horse when you can become an unicorn?

Dopalem®

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