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What's the worst way you've ever been fired? Mine was being dragged into the HR office by my boss, after working all day, to be told that I allegedly have "bad customer service" skills and am being "seperated" from the company. I felt like punching someone- my snot boss!!!

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What's the worst way you've ever been fired? Mine was being dragged into the HR office by my boss, after working all day, to be told that I allegedly have "bad customer service" skills and am being "seperated" from the company. I felt like punching someone- my snot boss!!!

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My previous job, was the worst I had had in years. I worked there for all of 4 months. I had gotten an 8k signing bonus that I deferred to the first of the year for tax reasons. I knew that I was going to leave, but generally new contracts are hard to come by from late Oct till mid Jan or Feb. Well I got a new contract and was to start in three weeks. I had to get fired in order to keep the bonus. And I needed that money. I did every thing I could think of to get fired, including during a staff meeting calling the VP a short dicked dictator. Nope, would not fire me. I tried the old surfing for porn, nope, only a polite stop it. Tried not doing a thing at all, just playing games( and the computer was in plain sight). Nope that did not do it either. Crap I was running out of time. I was going to start a new job in a week and can't get fired. Then on my second to last Friday, I went to lunch at 220. Boss calls me 10 minutes into lunch and asks me what the hell am I doing. EATING LUNCH you moron. Got back and had a staff meeting when he states in front off all that I did not have the right company dedication. He asked me to work late Friday until I got a job that the VP had fucked up, working.Nope I left. Monday they asked for my resignation-- I said, NOPE you have to fire me. They did!

Had a week off and went to work for a fabulous company- PAID VACATION

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