GroovyGwen Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 If you believe in this stuff, then I am royally screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grousemouse Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 no, no, no. you've got it all wrong. just find a religion that likes those things and bob's your uncle you're into heaven or whatever. see? it's easy! grouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~nestling~ Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 as was said in Paradise Lost (cripes, I remember it from A level back in 88.....) "The mind is its own place and can make a hell of heaven or a heaven of hell." There. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GroovyGwen Posted February 6, 2006 Author Share Posted February 6, 2006 no, no, no. you've got it all wrong. just find a religion that likes those things and bob's your uncle you're into heaven or whatever. There's one of those? Narcissismism? (intentional extra ism, say that 10 times fast) I guess I should read Paradise Lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seldarin Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 no, no, no. you've got it all wrong. just find a religion that likes those things and bob's your uncle you're into heaven or whatever. There's one of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvia Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Yeah, but there should be z special list for for MIs. Like Pride (MI=very low self-esteem =depression) Envy (MI=Who gives a shit = Depression) Glutteny= (MI=Anorexia) Lust (MI=can't even get a hard-on) Anger(MI=oh yea,that stays the same) I forgot the other two - help out guys! Sylvia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grousemouse Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Repressing natural human urges is a major pasttime of most religions. yeah, it's how the church or whatever gets power over you. it tells you to resist your natural urges, to fuck for example, but you can't so now it says it can help you get right with its god. for a fee of course. but you're not even allowed to THINK some thoughts in some religions. even that's naughty. i welcome you to join me in The First Reformed Church of SpongebobSquarepants. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grousemouse Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 alternatively i guess you could join the satanists. they get positively giggly about naughty things. grouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grousemouse Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Yeah, but there should be z special list for for MIs. Like Pride (MI=very low self-esteem =depression) Envy (MI=Who gives a shit = Depression) Glutteny= (MI=Anorexia) Lust (MI=can't even get a hard-on) Anger(MI=oh yea,that stays the same) I forgot the other two - help out guys! Sylvia Oh yea: Slouth (sp) (MI=Sylvia) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> greed = wanting all the seroquel pills for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvia Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 G-Man Just had my post to you fall out into the post ether... Okay, one more time... G-Man - I hear your list in my head - you cannot abide by just one list ---give it to us, know its going to be funny, and I need a laugh! Syl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grousemouse Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 okay, here goes nothing. Pride (ADD/ADHD) i did it! i actually made it to work on time! got my lunch! phone! keys! wallet! glasses! pants .... oh damn. Envy free health care? free health care? Gluttony aka Remeron. <shudder> Lust admittedly i've never met them, but their postings on drug allergies and how their skin went all scaly and their hair fell off just seemed so authoritative and insightful. and they say it's cleared up by now. dammit they just SOUND hot. Anger anger, hahaha, now that's funny. Sloth aww geez, can't CB refresh itself? Greed wanting all the seroquel for yourself. grouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvia Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Oh...my boy, That was great. You would be a delight in an Italian mother's eyes. Thanks, G-Man. Syl Edited to add: but I am concerned about your lust situation, son. Perhaps its time for some "I gotta get some" therapy. In other words....I don't care about the size of nobodies pecker or vagina - if I can't see it, I don't believe it!!! :embarassed: l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celestia Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 So screwed. Sooooooo screwed. Should I make it my life's work to make some of these a bit better in the hopes of avoiding eternal damnation?Ah, fuck it. Wanna share a room? S9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loon-A-TiK Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I guess I'm going to hell because mania and depression are heaven and hell. I'll share my poetry sometime about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sepia Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 The tidy little wallet-card of the Seven Deadly Sins isn't in the Bible, anyway. <_> I think everyone, at some point in his life, has been a good example of most of them there sins. Don't sweat it. If you think there's a problem with you, then fix it for you (or the benefit of humanity, or whatever). If you're worried about heaven & hell, figure out heaven & hell by what or whose standards, and work on fulfilling those standards which you have agreed to agree with. Please don't flip out over some tongue-in-cheek pseudo-Christian online test. Shall I offer warm fuzzy hugs now? *hugs* I think you are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grousemouse Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Edited to add: but I am concerned about your lust situation, son. Perhaps its time for some "I gotta get some" therapy. In other words....I don't care about the size of nobodies pecker or vagina - if I can't see it, I don't believe it!!! i don't really have a lust situation so it's not really an issue. i just get by. re: the seven deadly sins. a couple of my friends at university wanted to know what the ten commandments were so they asked a religious lady who worked at the school. she was very pleased at their interest so they didn't have the heart to tell her they were trying to figure out how many of them they had broken. grouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYPaintLady Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 i welcome you to join me in The First Reformed Church of SpongebobSquarepants. And you're allowed to hold hands with a starfish. grouse. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I went to the Scripture link and this one caught my eye.... Book of MuscleBob Buffpants. Along with Book of Reef Blower, Book of Naughty Nautical Neighbors, Book of Suds, Book of Arrgh!, Book of Survival of the Idiots, Book of Something Smells, Book of Krusty Love and many others.... SOOOOO FUNNY!!! I love SpongeBob, I have SpongeBob pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GroovyGwen Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 I am a saint in the Universal Life Church (no really I have a certificate and everything) so I decided to check out the website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GroovyGwen Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 So screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seldarin Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I am a saint in the Universal Life Church (no really I have a certificate and everything) so I decided to check out the website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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