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The MI game - Jeff Foxworthy Style


Lms-Kaz
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Ok.. So, we all know there is no creative type of mind that compares to those of us fighting our way through the colossal lemons life often throws our way. 

So here's our chance to collectively hone that gift and make some delicious lemonade to share for those who may need a laugh today.

Jeff Foxworthy made his name with one simple line.. "You might be a redneck if.." 

Let's modify that.

You might be mentally ill if..

Here are the only rules. Have fun. Be respectful. Enjoy.

I will start with a couple to set the mood.

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You might be mentally ill if.. Your mind forgets to keep your thoughts from slipping through your lips in public and you try to hide it by shuffling your feet, pretending to whistle, or faking a cough to distract anybody who may have noticed.

You might be mentally ill if your neighbor slides a security camera screenshot into your mailbox of you sitting naked at their fridge at 2am sharing a bowl of ice cream with their dog.

You might be mentally ill if you have spontaniously hooked up to have a consentual romp in the arts and crafts room of the local hospital psych unit with a complete stranger you met in a group therapy session a half hour earlier. 

Ahhh.. good times indeed. 

I can't wait to get a couple responses to this one. Lol!

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