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The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......

Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin

Williams to come up with the perfect

plan. What we need now is for our

UN Ambassador to stand up and

repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace

but I have not heard of a plan for

peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest o! f those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to g et their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist! t nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby!!!!!!!

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given

to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no on! e can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE !!!!!

...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

I got this in an email today..thought I would share:)

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I sooo agree!!! And it also should be added that if you are foreigner legal or illegal, if your baby is born here, it should NOT automatically be deemed as an American.  And lets change some laws here too, the ole come here for x years w/o paying taxes, bull shit!  There are so many many wrong laws still in existance!  Grr!

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I checked. this is a hoax. He didn't write it.

It sounds to me like what the Turks did around world war one. Just short of marching the Armenians around in the desert until the drop dead.

What is this problem with folks who are a bit diffrent? We are all "other" to somebody.

Get a grip!

Raven

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Oh my goodness...I just thought it was all tongue in cheek..Although sometimes with jokes there is a thread of truth due to frustration..I am so sorry I even posted this..And let me tell you something. If they didn't let foreign students over the age of 21 in the states..well I wouldn't have met my husband..Sorry I just thought some of the symbolism(the statue of liberty and all that) was funny..My bad

Mkay..I too checked it out..ONLY the quote about the statue of liberty is attributed to Robin Williams..Sorrysorrysorrysorry..

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