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What sucks is being single at after 50 and online dating.

I'm a mature woman who isn't afraid to have sex just for sex. But let's keep it classy! When a guy says he wants to lick my @** or f**k my mouth...!??! 

WTF!?? 

Is that a turn on? Do women like that? Or that talk?..

I must be too old

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You’re not too old. It’s a turn on if it turns you on. And that’s 100% for you to decide. Otherwise, what is it you’re supposed to do? Swipe left? Tell him to fuck his own face. That’s where I’m going with this. 

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12 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

deeschmee -

A gentleman is still a gentleman online. Accept no substitutes.

Totally agree.......If they start out by sending you a picture of their "package", run away....!!...

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And they say that romance is dead. On the plus side when a man says "he wants to lick my @** or f**k my mouth...!??! " he's at least making it very obvious that you want nothing to do with this prick.

On 15/02/2018 at 2:48 PM, CrazyRedhead said:

Totally agree.......If they start out by sending you a picture of their "package", run away....!!...

Dik Dik pics!

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On 13/02/2018 at 9:52 PM, deeschmee said:

What sucks is being single at after 50 and online dating.

I'm a mature woman who isn't afraid to have sex just for sex. But let's keep it classy! When a guy says he wants to lick my @** or f**k my mouth...!??! 

WTF!?? 

Is that a turn on? Do women like that? Or that talk?..

I must be too old

Na... I had that happen to me online.  I ignored it and shared it with some friends who had a good chuckle.

2 hours ago, Fluent In Silence said:

And they say that romance is dead. On the plus side when a man says "he wants to lick my @** or f**k my mouth...!??! " he's at least making it very obvious that you want nothing to do with this prick.

Dik Dik pics!

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istock_000009658015_small.jpg?itok=Ymm4x

I love dik dik. They're so cute.

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I've alway found the idea of dick pics hilarious. I've never sent one and I understand that women don't find them amusing. Just the thought that some men might think this will work. "As my ol' grandmama used to say - a way to a woman's heart is through pictures of my junk." Maybe they considered sending flowers or even writing a poem. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. So here's a picture of my wang instead. Do they imagine that years from now they'll be explaining to their children how they met and fell in love and she'll say "When your father sent me a picture of his love truncheon I knew he was the one for me."

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