Can I change my username to

[Fluent In Silence]

Colonel Legendary Sex Panda? Should I change my name to Colonel Legendary Sex Panda? Seems like a great idea right now, but I nagging part of my brain is saying that maybe I should sleep on it.

[Rabbit37]

Oh, I thought Colonel Legendary Sex Panda was already implied...

[ananke]

Between this and watching Cathy Mitchell infomercials on youtube I don't know whats real anymore

[echolocation]

i think there are far more important decisions to sleep on than being silly on the internet. i salute you, colonel.

[Fluent In Silence]

1 hour ago, Rabbit37 said:

Oh, I thought Colonel Legendary Sex Panda was already implied...

?. You know it baby! I'm just like a Panda. Sexually inept and unable to breed. But cute.

[ananke]

Wait, you also drain resources from other endangered species who aren't as cute? You monster

(I semi-kid, pandas are extremely cute but funding can be a beauty contest)

[Gearhead]

7 hours ago, Fluent In Silence said:

Colonel Legendary Sex Panda? Should I change my name to Colonel Legendary Sex Panda? Seems like a great idea right now, but I nagging part of my brain is saying that maybe I should sleep on it.

No you certainly may not. Go sleep that one off, Flue. 

[Fluent In Silence]

On 2/24/2019 at 5:17 AM, Gearhead said:

No you certainly may not. Go sleep that one off, Flue. 

Thank you for not changing my name to Colonel Legendary Sex Panda. That was the right decision. You've already changed my name once. I did join with the name Holy Fucking Shit, which I thought might be a bit too much, and Gearhead was kind enough to change it. Maybe Captain Fluorescent Convenient Ham? I'll sleep on it.

[Gearhead]

Legendary Panda Sex!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2020/04/07/pandas-finally-mate-hong-kong-zoo-closed-due-coronavirus/2960449001/

Turns out they just needed some privacy. Comparative privacy. I guess being filmed from a blind seems wonderfully intimate if you’re used to having thousands of people walk past your bedroom window every day.

[Fluent In Silence]

1 hour ago, Gearhead said:

Legendary Panda Sex!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2020/04/07/pandas-finally-mate-hong-kong-zoo-closed-due-coronavirus/2960449001/

Turns out they just needed some privacy. Comparative privacy. I guess being filmed from a blind seems wonderfully intimate if you’re used to having thousands of people walk past your bedroom window every day.

I remember reading that they tried showing Panda porn to get them in the mood. Which reminds me. Must delete search history. Purely for research purposes but it not easy to explain that to someone. I still think it's a good name. Maybe I should promote myself to General. I'll sleep on it.

 

On 2/23/2019 at 11:40 PM, Fluent In Silence said:

?. You know it baby! I'm just like a Panda. Sexually inept and unable to breed. But cute.

Eeek! In hindsight that sounds a bit creepy. Calling someone baby. Sorry about that. Pretty sure I meant it as a joke. And why did I begin with a question mark and a full stop?

[Gearhead]

3 hours ago, Fluent In Silence said:

Eeek! In hindsight that sounds a bit creepy. Calling someone baby. Sorry about that. Pretty sure I meant it as a joke. And why did I begin with a question mark and a full stop?

Don’t worry about it, honey. I call everyone sweetie. OK, babe?

Here’s a snail emoji, because I just realized we have one.

🐌

[Cerberus]

You remind me of the babe.
     What babe?
The babe with the power.
     What power?
The power of Voodoo!
    Who do?
You do.
     Do what?
Remind me of the babe.

          - The Goblin King, Labyrinth

[Fluent In Silence]

20 hours ago, Gearhead said:

Don’t worry about it, honey. I call everyone sweetie. OK, babe?

Here’s a snail emoji, because I just realized we have one.

🐌

I live in the north of England, and in shops I often get "There you are my lovely." Which is sweet. But I have a southern accent and it just sounds creepy if I say something like that. "Thanks sugartits." He didn't seem to appreciate that. It's the accent.

[DogMan]

On 2/24/2019 at 8:17 AM, Fluent In Silence said:

Colonel Legendary Sex Panda? Should I change my name to Colonel Legendary Sex Panda? Seems like a great idea right now, but I nagging part of my brain is saying that maybe I should sleep on it.

You can do that in your user profile thing yourself 

 

Iirc you can do it once per year 

 

It is pretty easy 

[Fluent In Silence]

1 hour ago, DogMan said:

You can do that in your user profile thing yourself 

 

Iirc you can do it once per year 

 

It is pretty easy 

Oh really. Gearhead your attempts to prevent me making bad decisions have been thwarted.

[Gearhead]

@DogManand @Fluent In Silence, I shut that option off. I can do that.

[DogMan]

1 minute ago, Gearhead said:

@DogManand @Fluent In Silence, I shut that option off. I can do that.

Any reason why? 

[Gearhead]

@DogMan, it was getting too confusing for the mods. We at least have to keep track of who’s who to prevent abuses of the board. Not everyone is good enough to announce their new name.

[DogMan]

8 hours ago, Gearhead said:

@DogMan, it was getting too confusing for the mods. We at least have to keep track of who’s who to prevent abuses of the board. Not everyone is good enough to announce their new name.

Mods and admins have done that. Miab was [xxx] . 99 had another name among others 

 

Not cool IMO 

[Cerberus]

17 hours ago, DogMan said:

Mods and admins have done that. Miab was [***]. 99 had another name among others 

 

Not cool IMO 

Opinion noted.

Mods and Admins have our reasons, which would be time-consuming to explain and, as the site management is not conducted by opinion poll, such explanation would be irrelevant in any case. Suffice it to say that we do not change our Mod and Admin usernames for ‘shits and giggles’. I have had the same username here since I first made an account 15 years ago.

We apologize for any inconvenience that not being able to arbitrarily change your name once a year may cause 🤔(?) but it really is better, we find, when the threads don’t suddenly end up full of references to users who appear never to have existed. If anyone has a serious, legitimate need for a name change, such as being doxxed or entering a Witness Protection Program, we can arrange it.

As you were.

Cerberus

Moderator

Edited April 27 by Cerberus