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Do not watch this video if you are eating or drinking, as it may cause you to choke. Don't watch around children, because it says fuck a lot. I don't know how to make it show in video form on a phone, sorry, but the link should work. Unfortunately I'm too apathetic to truly laugh, and I just choked on my ice coffee. 

https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0

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That was the best thing that’s happened to me today. Now I have Diet Coke in my nose, though, and possibly in my tear ducts.

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For those of you who need to sing along at home:

 

Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq feat. Damian Clark - I've No More ... To Give Lyrics

 

I've No More ... To Give

I`ve tried, tried, tried, and I`ve tried even more
I`ve cried, cried, cried, and I can`t recall what for
I`ve pressed, I`ve pushed,
I`ve yelled, I`ve begged in hopes of some success
But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have runneth dry
I`ve tried to go fuck shopping but there`s no fucks left to buy
I`ve no more fucks to give though more fucks I`ve tried to get
I`m over my fuck budget and I`m now in fucking debt
I strived, strived, strived, to get everything done
I played by all the rules, but I very rarely won
I`ve smiled, I`ve charmed, I`ve wooed and laughed, alas to no avail
I`ve run round like a moron to unequivocally fail
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fuck fuse has just blown
I`ve been hunting for my fucks all
day but they`ve upped and fucked off home
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted
I`ve rallied my fuck army but it`s been fucking defeated
The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense
I`ve exhausted all my energy for minimal recompense
The distinct lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall
And I`ve come to realise that I don`t give a fuck at all
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have flown away
My fucks are now so fucked off they refuse to fucking stay
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have gone insane
They`ve come back round and passed me while they`re fucking off again
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all dissolved
I`ve planned many projects but my fucks won`t be involved
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all been spent
They`ve fucked off from the building and I don`t know where they went
I`ve no more fucks to give
I`ve no more fucks to give
I`ve no more fucks, I`ve no more fucks, I`ve no more fucks to give 

Date Added: 2019-02-21
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10 hours ago, Iguana said:

For those of you who need to sing along at home:

 

Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq feat. Damian Clark - I've No More ... To Give Lyrics

 

I've No More ... To Give

I`ve tried, tried, tried, and I`ve tried even more
I`ve cried, cried, cried, and I can`t recall what for
I`ve pressed, I`ve pushed,
I`ve yelled, I`ve begged in hopes of some success
But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have runneth dry
I`ve tried to go fuck shopping but there`s no fucks left to buy
I`ve no more fucks to give though more fucks I`ve tried to get
I`m over my fuck budget and I`m now in fucking debt
I strived, strived, strived, to get everything done
I played by all the rules, but I very rarely won
I`ve smiled, I`ve charmed, I`ve wooed and laughed, alas to no avail
I`ve run round like a moron to unequivocally fail
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fuck fuse has just blown
I`ve been hunting for my fucks all
day but they`ve upped and fucked off home
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted
I`ve rallied my fuck army but it`s been fucking defeated
The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense
I`ve exhausted all my energy for minimal recompense
The distinct lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall
And I`ve come to realise that I don`t give a fuck at all
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have flown away
My fucks are now so fucked off they refuse to fucking stay
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have gone insane
They`ve come back round and passed me while they`re fucking off again
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all dissolved
I`ve planned many projects but my fucks won`t be involved
I`ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all been spent
They`ve fucked off from the building and I don`t know where they went
I`ve no more fucks to give
I`ve no more fucks to give
I`ve no more fucks, I`ve no more fucks, I`ve no more fucks to give 

Date Added: 2019-02-21

Perfect. Thanks. 

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I nominate this for the official CrazyBoards theme song. Is there a second?

And I feel that this should have pride of place as well:

1F227187-077F-4244-880C-B1FA578BECBD.jpeg

 

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23 minutes ago, Iguana said:

I nominate this for the official CrazyBoards theme song. Is there a second?

And I feel that this should have pride of place as well:

1F227187-077F-4244-880C-B1FA578BECBD.jpeg

 

Seconded, thirded, fourthed. 

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On 3/9/2019 at 6:33 PM, DammitJanet said:

Seconded, thirded, fourthed. 

A fifth vote......Love this song, a great find.....!!

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