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cheap contact lenses, some sketchy investment in gold/gold mining, and zumiez clothing. the last one, i get, because i browse around there from time to time. what can i say, i dress like a teenage skater boy. the gold investment though, i don't know. i'm not very interested in investments. or gold, for that matter.

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Robbinsbros.

sells jewelry like engagement rings.

single for over a decade. I like the optimism but this is a good number of steps ahead

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some sort of thing that looks like a wrestling singlet.

and dresses.

i get it. Im not fashionable but wearing what they advertise would  make me both unfashionable and punchable like all hipsters.

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8 minutes ago, DogMan said:

Yarn makes me think of this

 

https://youtu.be/q6RZZf6HMzo

Well, that's something I haven't seen before. I'm wondering if it was discussed on ravelry.

FYI, the video up next after that one is apparently "Blow Jobs: Sex+ Info You Need To Know".

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I will not be buying a Range Rover.

I will not be buying a vacation property.

I am sort of intrigued by the possibility of Yeshiva Master’s of Science.

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Plus size clothing and something for the local Shamrock run. So I'm suggested to do a run and I apparently need plus size clothing.

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Whitening toothpaste, and a pillowcase that women are switching to. 

First the girlyclothes and now the gender-specific pillowcase. I feel the patriarchy closing in. 

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Make up and exercise machines.

im dowdy and fat.

god damn it, my self esteem wasn’t too great before this.

not helping cb ads.

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Unplanned pregnancy ads from by a well-known adoption agency in my area. The only connection I can come up with is that about a week ago I googled something about "I stopped getting my period" because I haven't been getting my period for quite a few months and wanted to know if I should be worried. According to Dr. Google, it's likely because I've finally gotten so fat that things are all out of whack with my body. It probably doesn't help that I haven't been motivated to exercise anymore. And/or maybe something hormonal is going on. Dr. Google oftentimes isn't very definitive.

First my periods started skipping months as I got to a certain weight but now I think I haven't had a period since July. I'm actually enjoying the break from periods and have no desire to ever have children. I'm too young for menopause. And unless it's a virgin birth, I'm definitely not pregnant. I know I should see my primary care doctor sooner than my annual physical next year and/or bring it up to my pdoc, but I'm really enjoying the lack of periods.

It's a little creepy if that google search is what brought about the unplanned pregnancy/adoption ads. It's kind of like the time I bought a single package of those safety socket cover things from the baby aisle in Target. That had a ripple effect. Soon I was mailed free sample cans of baby formula (which I sold on ebay because I didn't want to throw them out), and baby formula coupons, and a Target baby catalog with coupons for baby stuff. It was freaky.

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31 minutes ago, aquarian said:

And unless it's a virgin birth, I'm definitely not pregnant.

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I have total confidence in you.

And someone thinks I want to buy a used airplane. 

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Gluten free diet on side and round table pizza on bottom. (They must not communicate)

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Oscar wilee optometrist. 

 

Just had an eye test yesterday, and bought glasses online. So makes sense. 

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