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So I might go to this thing which is doing a Secret Santa, and I started looking for crappy but funny gifts to give. This turns out to be much more fun than trying to buy something that you think they want and worrying that they won't. In the end I bought a book called "The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife." I'm not sure that I want to give that away now because that's an amazing title. It was a difficult choice though because there are so many amazingly crappy sounding books out there. Here are a few.

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God help us.

 

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I guess you are what you eat?

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You go, girl. Git down with your bad self.

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You may already be familiar with this one, but it's a bookshelf favorite of mine.  it's a serious academic work, published by Princeton University.

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24 minutes ago, Fluent In Silence said:

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I think my 20-something self should have read this one.

That first one is just plain disturbing.

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5 hours ago, Fluent In Silence said:

 

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Ok I have to ask, any thoughts on the cover art they have selected?  What is it?  I think maybe I shouldn't have asked.

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That's cute.  

 

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On 11/2/2019 at 5:18 PM, Fluent In Silence said:

So I might go to this thing which is doing a Secret Santa, and I started looking for crappy but funny gifts to give. This turns out to be much more fun than trying to buy something that you think they want and worrying that they won't. In the end I bought a book called "The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife." I'm not sure that I want to give that away now because that's an amazing title. It was a difficult choice though because there are so many amazingly crappy sounding books out there. Here are a few.

 

 

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oh my god. The How to Goodbye Depression guy used to show up on this depression usenet support group I was on a long time ago, talking about how you had to constrict your anus and dent your naval, whatever that means. It was hilarious, and he really, really meant it.

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The How to Goodbye Depression technique, has anybody tried it? I need someone to let me know how it worked out for them before I put the effort into constricting my anus 100 time in a day. Also is that 100 times all in one go or can I space my anus clenching out throughout the day?

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21 hours ago, Raspberry said:

The How to Goodbye Depression technique, has anybody tried it? I need someone to let me know how it worked out for them before I put the effort into constricting my anus 100 time in a day. Also is that 100 times all in one go or can I space my anus clenching out throughout the day?

I was quite fascinated by this one. It's written by a Japanese guy with an enthusiastic though not especially accurate grasp of English. I found this extract.

"I think it is effective to cure or prevent depression and become happy-healthy-efficient that you (1)constrict anus 100 times in succession and dent navel 100 times in succession after constricting anus 100 times in succession everyday following the life style of long-lived British as possible (2)sometimes turn to bay throwing away pride-welcome a insult or fall into the hell voluntarily or occupy your time with something else (anything would do)"

So... Questions? The lifestyle of the long lived British anus constrictors. Oh yes, we learn to constrict our anus at school over here in merry old butt clenching Britain. Fall into hell voluntarily or maybe do something else, anything? like a jigsaw? Hmmm decisions decisions.

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I'm afraid I have to at least partially debunk Nishigaki-san's theory - I have been falling into the hell voluntarily on a daily basis for years simply by virtue of waking up in the morning, and I'm no closer now to Goodbye-ing my Depression than I've ever been in the last 35 years. I've also had occasion to throw away my pride quite heedlessly, and been showered with insults both deserved and less so. What I have learned from all of this is that no amount of anal constriction, in the British mode or otherwise, is going to make any difference in my life beyond possibly resulting in constipation. Which brings us back, full circle, to falling voluntarily into the hell.

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