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Get your ass in here! Let your toilet diagnose you.


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This is true. This is really happening somewhere.

https://thenextweb.com/neural/2020/04/06/this-smart-toilet-offers-advanced-poop-analysis-and-analprinting/

This is a database in which I have no intention of showing up, ever. The NSA does not need to know what my asshole looks like. Fuck, I don’t even want to know that. 

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To  my mind, the most disturbing thing about this is that this isn't the invention of some crackpot who spends too much time thinking whilst in the bathroom - there's an international team of researchers developing this.

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